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1 THESSALONIANS 5:2 - For you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. demotivational poster

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demotivational poster 1 THESSALONIANS 5:2
Agamemnon  #10425 Created June 29, 2008



Agamemnon218 - December 22, 2008, 3:09 pm
Solid, Scorpio: Rev 3:20 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me"
LogicDude - December 22, 2008, 10:15 am
Okay, remember when I said I want my money by 5 o'clock or else? You remember that right?
Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 9:58 am
Revelation 3:20
... - July 15, 2008, 8:05 pm
Don't forget, Land Lord: You got my back rent? 6 Months overdue... and your DUCKING ME?!
Jesus: - June 30, 2008, 5:21 pm
Getting real tired of you dodging me man. Real tired.
Doris Night - June 30, 2008, 1:08 am
Wow, carpenter, rabbi, a**assin? He was a busy man with bills to pay. Mo money, mo problems.
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BERT AND ERNIE - BERT AND ERNIE they were brothers! And nothing else! demotivational poster

demotivational poster BERT AND ERNIE
 #10401 Created June 29, 2008



pocketlint60 - April 3, 2010, 6:55 pm
they're not brothers, they're b***secks buddies
Lex - May 15, 2009, 12:52 pm
Who allows a d***o shaped character with a hairy French- tickler on TV for kids to watch?
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:21 pm
I thought they were bro-mates.
me - August 13, 2008, 5:12 pm
they're not brothers, they are roomates
michael - July 2, 2008, 11:54 am
ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much bert: Well Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the d*** bed! Ernie: Bert you're shouting.
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COOKIE MONSTER - COOKIE MONSTER Encouraging childhood obesity since 1969 demotivational poster

demotivational poster COOKIE MONSTER
Judas  #10397 Created June 29, 2008



moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 8:12 pm
C is for cookie. That's good enough for me.
rx Magic - April 26, 2009, 8:09 pm
I grew up watching sesame street, and i loved the cookie monster. I'm not obese. I turned out just fine. RIP Cookie Monster.
Agamemnon218 - March 2, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks Cookie Monster. Thanks to you I'm fat AND I eat by shoveling in food with my bare hands. Nom nom nom!
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:55 am
Sesame Street has addressed this apparent childhood obesity encouragement. Which was f***ING stupid. It's what makes Sesame Street.
Judas - November 23, 2008, 4:12 pm
I made this motifake. My first word was cookie. Not momma or dadda. Cookie. I was a fat kid. I will let my kids watch cookie monster because he is awesoem and taught me about cookies; the greatest food ever.
Muffin - October 3, 2008, 1:53 pm
Drew - October 2, 2008, 10:02 am
To anyone who looks at that caption and thinks: "Yeah... Cookie Monster IS a negative influence" I've got news for you--if you have kids they should be taken from you, and you should be beaten with a hammer.
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PENGUINS - Suicidal little guys with a great sense of humor demotivational poster

demotivational poster PENGUINS
RetAC1USN  #10360 Created June 29, 2008



Signe - February 23, 2009, 12:29 pm
Yeah, everyone knows that, I mean, the cymbals and purses are everyday stuff, but how the hell can a polar bear and penguins be on the same scene? Can't be explained!
Sean - February 23, 2009, 12:16 pm
But penguins are know to accessorise (well, the lady ones, anyway), and to use cymbals in the wild.
ANAL - February 23, 2009, 10:10 am
If this was real it would have taken place in a zoo as penguins = south pole, polar bears = north pole.
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THE NEW RUSSIAN ARMY - The only way to win is to allow g**s in the military. demotivational poster

demotivational poster THE NEW RUSSIAN ARMY
Briton of Rose  #10285 Created June 28, 2008



Garroth - August 22, 2013, 3:06 am
Ninja cameraman strikes again.
In the Know - October 23, 2009, 1:19 pm
Actually Kaja they are Russian Militsiya
reason - October 1, 2009, 8:34 pm
if thats true kaja in kinda gives me a reason to go to poland and get arrested
Kaja - September 26, 2008, 5:28 pm
Sorry, polish police, not russian army;)
Briton of Rose - August 8, 2008, 6:41 am
This is one of mine. I am now claiming it to prevent plagiarism.
RnR - July 30, 2008, 12:34 pm
now THAT might be a painfull experience.. just imagine the lbs per square inch for each of those heels.. then again.. if you swing that way....
just plain me - July 30, 2008, 11:43 am
I'd pay $1,000,000 just to let them walk all over me. (While I was looking up, of course.)
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