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THINK OF THE RATIOS - now, how many wars have we lost? one now how many have we won? demotivational poster

demotivational poster THINK OF THE RATIOS
BoB  #12931 Created July 21, 2008



yeahso - November 30, 2008, 7:25 pm
that was a stalemate I thought
uhhh historian - September 12, 2008, 8:26 am
remember the war of 1812?
datnigga - August 17, 2008, 2:47 am
no thanks, motifake ain't for political debates. i just make a poster, and go on with my life.
RII - August 6, 2008, 9:37 am
And you are an admitted '*****' who never got out of sixth grade. Make a point next time and graduate to redneck.
datnigga - August 5, 2008, 11:29 pm
nice show of intellect RII... yeah, you are dubbed "12 year old"
RII - July 29, 2008, 4:27 pm
I didn't say war was declared on the US, I said the Vietnamese declared their civil war (in 1959 FYI), which the US then entered and conveniently decided was an 'armed conflict' or whatever the f***.
RnR - July 29, 2008, 1:44 pm
LBJ claimed his schoolwork was eaten..
Ratio - July 29, 2008, 12:49 pm
Oh, yeah. The old trick of fighting a war without declaring it. About as convincing as "the dog ate my schoolwork"
RnR - July 29, 2008, 10:27 am
Vietnam did not declare war on the USA
RII - July 29, 2008, 8:57 am
The Vietnamese declared it a war you jingoist f***wit.
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BORED? - Nothing says I'm a happy well adjusted person like a split zipper tongue. demotivational poster

demotivational poster BORED?
Mongo  #12929 Created July 21, 2008



InsaneRabbit - December 8, 2009, 1:56 am
silly question, but why are angel bites called angel bites?
RIFF RAFF - April 2, 2009, 5:45 pm
those angel bites are awfully uneven
Body Modification Artist - September 22, 2008, 11:41 pm
Awesome ph**o -- not possible in real life, no matter how hard you try... unless you want to lose your tongue to infection. And forget trying to talk!
nate - September 9, 2008, 7:05 pm
Thats one zipper I wouldn't mind getting my ***k caught in.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:58 am
...becauee the point will be the appearance of a zipper, not necessarily an actual working zipper. I mean, some people get brands and scarring, so this doesn't seem so far fetched. I kinda like the poster, too. 4 of 5.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:55 am
In all fairness, it's a pretty good ph**o manipulation, and people are stupid enough to get their tongues split. Only a matter of time before someone turns up with one of these, complete with nonworking zipper...
Sean - July 21, 2008, 11:13 pm
But I like the poster.
Sean - July 21, 2008, 11:12 pm
-- they are linked. Oh, and sorry to be ***kish about this, etc. Bye.
Sean - July 21, 2008, 11:11 pm
Forget the ph**o a***ysis in it's finer points. A zipper just doesn't work like that. If the initial whatever-the-hell-you-call-thems (and I'm not going to wikipedia on this crap) are undone, so be the rest of the "links" -- unlike in the picture, where
TigerKid - July 21, 2008, 10:26 pm
The sliders shadow on the chin and the tiny spots of red on the tongue near the metal got me. I found out the split tongue is real, just not the zipper...or the stud on the right.
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PARANOIA - Sometimes it is just the suspicion the other person farted. demotivational poster

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demotivational poster PARANOIA
RnR  #12916 Created July 21, 2008



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ANNE FRANK - Hide and Seek Champion, 1941-1945 demotivational poster

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demotivational poster ANNE FRANK
DookieMan  #12898 Created July 20, 2008



fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:50 pm
I concur with ax. Anne Frank went into hiding in 1942, and was arrested in 1944.
Haarakkon - February 26, 2010, 1:56 am
d***, Derek. That arid extra dry sense of humor kills me. Now I'll need to get a glass of water.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:36 am
You'll have to update Wikipedia with your evidence
CpnKangaroo - February 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
did you know she was bi-***ual?
BOHICA - October 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
awww, the Nazis took her life AND her title. That's terrible.
DarkenedAngel - October 13, 2009, 5:51 pm
wow. what a poster!
JaysynB190 - August 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Really wrong (I even starred in the play her diary was based on) and I still smiled...good job
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 8:10 pm
Heh heh. Good one.
Nobody - October 9, 2008, 11:44 am
Kinda snarky, but I still got a giggle out of it. Overall a thumbsup.
East03 - August 15, 2008, 3:17 am
So wrong...but yet so right. I declare this to be today's winner!
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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 25, 2008, 5:13 pm
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