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THIS POST'S FOR YOU - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster THIS POST'S FOR YOU
spacedog  #77888 Created November 12, 2009

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Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 9:14 pm
text. Anybody can find a good picture, but the text is what makes it sparkle. And a "5" from me is obviously when you have the perfect blend of text and picture, whether it's funny, demotivational, or something else. But if I literally LOL, you get 5L.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 9:14 pm
...potential, but it doesn't have a "wow" factor. Motibabe posters can get a 3 from me if the girl is actually really h** and the caption is somewhat clever. A "4" means that you nailed the picture, but your caption needs work. I'm all about the...
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 9:13 pm
...I notice the overall sloppiness of the poster before anything else. A "2" means your picture is good, but your text either doesn't match it well or it seems like you didn't think it through enough. A "3" is a passing grade because the poster has...
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 9:13 pm
The ratings I give are based on roughly a 70/30 ratio, text to picture. If the caption is horrible, it doesn't matter if you mimicked Ronsart with your pic, or found the funniest picture ever on Google. To get a "1" means your caption is garbage and/or...
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 8:58 pm
I just found the pic online and thought it was funny. He's practically protesting against protesting.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 8:56 pm
Agreed, Spacedog. Duh... you're protesting the ratings system. I'm dumb. But since we're on the subject, what's a true "5" to you guys? Criteria, I mean. And a 4, and 3, etc.?
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 8:55 pm
I thought the zero b***on was a nice touch to thumb my nose at the vote wh*** posters too, but it's my highest rated poster. Ha.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 8:53 pm
Hey Random. Yeah, I already knew that. And the funny thing is, it goes to one of my posters. It always has. Weird... Anyway, I was asking about the picture in the poster and if whether or not it's referenced in the text. I'm just curious.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 8:53 pm
I was trying to find a way to do a "Motifake" protest, and this was my way of protesting the rating system. TheTrashHeap summed it up a lot clearer with his Lion poster. There are way more down votes than supporting votes.
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 8:48 pm
What happens when you click on vote zero lions Produce?
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Produceman117  #77887 Created November 12, 2009

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.
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DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it) demotivational poster


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Todd Snyder  #77880 Created November 12, 2009

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Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
*cross
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
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north star  #77857 Created November 12, 2009

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
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