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Time Is Money - demotivational poster

I'd mass market the bottles to the desolate and poor. The one product you must have to be an individual like everyone else. I'd now have time to make money hand over fist. Eventually I wouldn't be able to find time to myself. I'd become my own worst enemy and best customer. All wrapped up in a pretty white package with ties up the back. And four soft walls around me. So much time on my hands I wouldn't know what to do with it. Yeah, that's what I'd like to do.


TAGS: jim croce time money

demotivational poster Time Is Money
MissPriss  #166384 Created June 9, 2013

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MissPriss - June 11, 2013, 1:12 am
Thanks rerun!
rerun - June 10, 2013, 7:16 pm

Nice take on a classic song
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LIFE - demotivational poster


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice

demotivational poster LIFE
5150monkeylove  #166371 Created June 8, 2013

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am
REALLY? The word "h**" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am
Pack of h** Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of h** Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am

Serve with green onions and h** yellow peppers.
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PHYSICS - demotivational poster

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.


TAGS: when pigs fly

demotivational poster PHYSICS
WTFO  #166282 Created June 5, 2013

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Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:25 pm
Pigs CAN fly, it's just the landing that they haven't licked yet :D
WTFO - June 10, 2013, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the high praise.
MrStupidGir - June 9, 2013, 3:55 pm
that one made my day :)
WTFO - June 6, 2013, 2:53 am
Agreed, but in the AF, we say the F-4 Phantom was a brick, not a pig.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 2:11 am
The F-4 proved that.
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CHRISTOPHER LEE - demotivational poster

Killed Nazis. Was Dracula. Talked to Tolkien & later played Saruman. Recorded heavy metal album about Charlemagne, who happens to be his effing ancestor? Chuck who?


TAGS: christopher lee

demotivational poster CHRISTOPHER LEE
Jaiga  #166193 Created June 2, 2013

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Cannabal - June 2, 2013, 2:55 pm
Norris huh?
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three men in a bar - demotivational poster


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GaryO  #166173 Created June 1, 2013

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GaryO - June 6, 2013, 9:25 am
Yeah, I tweaked yer color a bit from the last one. You look more ‘rosy’ now. Aaaand, I’m rather happy with how rerun’s turned head came out….practice. Oh, you might mean the duct ***e incident….no comment.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:11 am
That's soooo me!
lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 7:53 pm

I 5oooove this one!~
GaryO - June 3, 2013, 8:41 am
Thank you Miss P. Actually, I got this via Email from a business a**ociate. Seemed to fit nicely with the ‘three men in a bar’ theme….Oh, and…..I kicked her in the knee.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:34 am
Ya know...these posters always make me ask myself, where the hell does he get his material? Personal experience? A 5L laugh, thanks Mr. Gary!
GaryO - June 1, 2013, 11:31 pm
Thanks guys, my pleasure.
rerun - June 1, 2013, 9:56 pm

Thanks, I needed that laugh.
Sho - June 1, 2013, 12:36 pm
LMAO XD. A 5&f for Mr gary lol
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