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TIP - When non-mandatory gratuities are the largest part of your income, DO YOUR JOB! demotivational poster

demotivational poster TIP
aPauling  #7017 Created May 28, 2008



Generous Tipper - April 7, 2009, 12:33 am
Only one waitress ever got $0 tip from me. My friend is diabetic and we asked for sugar free syrup and diet soda... we were brought sugary stuff, and when we complained, b**** said, "Does it really matter?!?"
Porcelina - December 28, 2008, 9:08 pm
Actually, it is when you need to save up for, you know, stuff like college and you have no license because you weren't privileged enough to have the ability to go. But you know, not everyone can be like you, ''wow''
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 28, 2008, 8:54 pm
Wow, "wow", way to look down your nose. Stop being a snobby b**** and don't leave your solid gold mansion to go out to eat or karma will spit in your food. Boo, you fail!
wow - December 28, 2008, 1:25 am
no one forced you to be a f***ing waitress Porcelina. is that the ONLY job opportunity available to you?
TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:45 pm
If it really means that much to you to hold on to 15% then stay home, cook and clean yourself! You'll save 100% ya cheap f***!
TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:44 pm
HO-LEE ****....who'd uh thunk this here pic would raise so much fuss? Porcelina is right. EVERY job gets hectic at times, and of course, when it rains it a**holes get all sensitive when your having a hard time. If it really means that much to y
Porcelina - December 17, 2008, 9:24 pm
a Heil would be a bad time, huh?
Culos - December 17, 2008, 3:06 pm
Thank you for that short and precise comment, it would seem the ways of the service are getting to you. I respect what you just said, would however like to pint out that we have a forum for poems like this. Semper Fi!
Tony USAF - December 17, 2008, 1:11 pm
nt, even if its towards me. And you guys are the people I'm proud to serve. Have a wonderful Air Force Day!
Tony USAF - December 17, 2008, 1:10 pm
limit, so maybe be thankful that you can quit whenever you want. And just for the record, I don't do this for my country, I do it for the people in it. This website lets me know there are still real people that exercise their right to say whatever they wa
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FASCISM - AKA The Republican Party demotivational poster

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demotivational poster FASCISM
Anonymous  #6994 Created May 28, 2008



LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:03 pm
My comment was made back when we had nothing coming on here BUT those types...everyone Bush-bashing (Giggedy), McCain slamming, Obama punting, and Clinton b****ing was overloading the site. It's calmed down some since...well...last week anyway.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2009, 12:45 am
There's a shocker.
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:26 pm
Moooooooo - Although I usually agree with LD, this is one of those times when I disagree. If you don't like political posters you can either ignore them or do as you have done and vote 1 furry feline. Anti-Republican / Anti-Conservative poster = 1
KDP3 - June 11, 2009, 6:19 pm
lets see the history of the GOP. gave freedom to the slaves,gave women the right to vote,free eastern Europe and now giving the arabs a right too democracy. Yeah what evil fascist we are.
Mooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:09 pm
I agree with LogicDude. New site for political posters. A kind of separation between Crap and Funny. political poster=1 lion
Jmac0585 - May 13, 2009, 5:27 pm
You are welcome. Only a fool argues that which he does not know. I'd rather know whats up.
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 5:13 pm
I don't see any reason to think that's where he was going with it. But thanks anyway for taking the time to read it.
Jmac0585 - May 13, 2009, 2:54 pm
Unfortunately, We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded." Could end up meaning adding to the peace corp,etc. It could also mean DPF if he wanted it to.
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 1:36 pm
...You could also look at this link as well.***o-like_civilian_national.html I hope this helps.
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 1:36 pm
...warped and skewed by Rep. Paul Broun from Georgia comparing Obama's call to service into a Ges***o like force. The link for the speech I found at: ...
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OFFENSIVE - The politically correct term is African American demotivational poster

demotivational poster OFFENSIVE
Brian  #6986 Created May 28, 2008



DotDotDot - January 13, 2009, 3:11 pm
Oh you silly people... the sign is clearly meant to represent that they have miscellaneous members of the "Black" family for sale such as Benjamin Black, Frank Black and even Jack Black.
murderblade - December 18, 2008, 2:54 am
then i can call it what ever i want
murderblade - December 13, 2008, 2:37 am
well im buying one
LogicDude - November 25, 2008, 2:44 pm
Okay, if you believe in Creation, then you're all Jews; if you follow Darwin, you're all monkeys. There.
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:41 pm
I meant *if you're from Europe, then you're not American*
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:40 pm
Agreed. Black and white :) Anglo-American is offensive (it implies I'm European, which of course is an oxymoron because you're not from Europe if you're American) and Caucasian is just stupid.
Amaterasu - November 10, 2008, 6:39 am
So let's just stay with black and white.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2008, 11:50 pm
But I'm descended from pale aliens from the planet Notatallracist, so technically I am a notatallracist American. And then there are those people who aren't from or in the Americas at all.
KRis - July 27, 2008, 4:22 pm
I demand Whites be called Caucasian Americans henceforth :D
oops - July 6, 2008, 12:39 am
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DARTH VADER - He loves ramen.. demotivational poster

demotivational poster DARTH VADER
 #6974 Created May 27, 2008



DrunkenDave101 - July 3, 2009, 1:13 pm
You'll need a tray
Dr. Manhattan - November 20, 2008, 10:10 pm
I'll have the penne a la arrabiata.
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KENPACHI FRIED CHICKEN - Who knew he had a thing for chicken demotivational poster

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Ezil  #6946 Created May 27, 2008



Mr. Shiny - March 2, 2009, 5:14 pm
I don't particularly care for anime anymore, but this is made me laugh.
Dude - July 21, 2008, 11:49 pm
that is disturbingly hillairious. But where can i get some?
Shtoink - May 28, 2008, 12:33 am
thats freaking awesome!
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