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TRADING UP - Pretty sad when the neighbor's scooter is looking like a trade up to the Hybrid you just bought. demotivational poster


TAGS: cars gas prices

demotivational poster TRADING UP
MissPriss  #155527 Created June 8, 2012

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:08 am
Something that honestly has gone through my mind.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:07 am
Unfortunately I drive a 98 SUV and 8 doesn't even turn the motor over :) Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm
5eriously! Eight bucks to fill the tank on my motorcycle for a week. The only downside is wet weather.
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FLINTSTONE TOY - 10,000 B.C. demotivational poster


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ughomer  #155526 Created June 8, 2012

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lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:13 am

I LOVE this! I've only ever had a Yo. I had a Slink, too.
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SMITHSONIAN EXHIBIT - POLITICIAN SKELETONS demotivational poster


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ughomer  #155520 Created June 8, 2012

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:18 am
That was awesome, ug! 5L straight up!
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Uthon  #155510 Created June 8, 2012

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:07 pm
Even if it takes them by surprise, they don't tense-up like someone who's sober.
MychaelDark - January 28, 2016, 7:39 pm
I have always been a shadow. Enjoying the works that are posted, but this not only had me step from the shadows, but was so potent that I HAD to register an account to give this the credit it is dues. 5's all the way.
Magikalmonkey - August 8, 2014, 11:54 pm
Our niece's husband was just killed last Wednesday by a man driving drunk, hit and almost run - almost because Jimmy's friends chased down the driver on their bikes and made him return to the scene. He had his wife and kid in the car too, smh :-(
Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:14 pm
That is really sad
simplegenius - December 29, 2012, 3:53 pm
the drunks mostly survive due to the fact that since they are drunk they are more relaxed and able to absorb the impact rather than take the full impact while bracing for it.
jorgejs76 - June 12, 2012, 2:21 pm
Mine too...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:32 am
Because the drunk’s senses are impaired, so getting in an accident would affect them as much as the victims who don’t know what hit them and are instantly in shock. Meanwhile, the asinine drunkard is still not sure that they’re in a dream. No, not fair.
Sho - June 9, 2012, 1:27 am
my brother died after he was hit by an SUV that was drag racing at night, with its headlights turned off. He died instantly. rip. nice poster man. 5L
Ozbad - June 9, 2012, 12:20 am
Today Uthon made me cry .. being a father this is my biggest fear.
Chrysophase2003 - June 9, 2012, 12:18 am
Why is it that the drunk a**hole always seem to survive the wreck while his victims take the brunt of it?
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Jalozyin  #155509 Created June 8, 2012

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