TRADING UP - Pretty sad when the neighbor's scooter is looking like a trade up to the Hybrid you just bought. demotivational poster

TAGS: cars gas prices

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 11:08 pm, #236050

Something that honestly has gone through my mind.

MissPriss - June 8, 2012, 10:07 pm, #236039

Unfortunately I drive a 98 SUV and 8 doesn't even turn the motor over :) Thanks spacedog.

spacedog - June 8, 2012, 3:05 pm, #236012

5eriously! Eight bucks to fill the tank on my motorcycle for a week. The only downside is wet weather.

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#155527 Created June 8, 2012
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FLINTSTONE TOY - 10,000 B.C. demotivational poster

TAGS: yo yo

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(3.69/5) - 13 votes

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lgvernon - June 8, 2012, 9:13 pm, #236031

I LOVE this! I've only ever had a Yo. I had a Slink, too.

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#155526 Created June 8, 2012
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SMITHSONIAN EXHIBIT - POLITICIAN SKELETONS demotivational poster

TAGS: head up ass

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(4.72/5) - 32 votes

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 11:18 pm, #236052

That was awesome, ug! 5L straight up!

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#155520 Created June 8, 2012
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- demotivational poster

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simplegenius - December 29, 2012, 12:53 pm, #242007

the drunks mostly survive due to the fact that since they are drunk they are more relaxed and able to absorb the impact rather than take the full impact while bracing for it.

jorgejs76 - June 12, 2012, 11:21 am, #236206

Mine too...

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 11:32 pm, #236056

Because the drunk’s senses are impaired, so getting in an accident would affect them as much as the victims who don’t know what hit them and are instantly in shock. Meanwhile, the asinine drunkard is still not sure that they’re in a dream. No, not fair.

Sho - June 8, 2012, 10:27 pm, #236041

my brother died after he was hit by an SUV that was drag racing at night, with its headlights turned off. He died instantly. rip. nice poster man. 5L

Ozbad - June 8, 2012, 9:20 pm, #236034

Today Uthon made me cry .. being a father this is my biggest fear.

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#155510 Created June 7, 2012
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STILL - A much better love story than Twilight demotivational poster

TAGS: love story twilight nerf fight

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lgvernon - June 8, 2012, 9:15 pm, #236032

Ahem~~~I keep a squirt gun in the bowl of my stand mixer at the end of the kitchen counter. Spontaneous waterfights are known to break out at my house.

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#155509 Created June 7, 2012
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