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TRUST ISN'T A DIRTY WORD - dirty words are harmless demotivational poster


TAGS: watch out

demotivational poster TRUST ISN'T A DIRTY WORD
Zook  #127786 Created February 3, 2011

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ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at a** level. demotivational poster


TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf

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WTFO  #127766 Created February 2, 2011

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Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:23 pm
Technically, I believe, he's a dwarf. Subtle difference.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which a**es to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am

culos lives at a** level...and he seems pretty happy.
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PRAY - demotivational poster


TAGS: judgement day zomie comet

demotivational poster PRAY
Reality Lord  #127751 Created February 2, 2011

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(4.87/5) - 55 votes

necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 1:44 am
Don't forget a good, sturdy, mechanical, metal hand.
Tivo - February 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
Ok, all I would need is a sh**gun(with plenty of ammo)and a snow plow, and I'd be set.
scarr3d - February 4, 2011, 1:44 pm
hmmm let me have the technology and resources to make a floating empire in the sky for me n my friends(and whatever family members/people i choose)and i will be happy no matter how the earth dies...as long as i don't go with it of course
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 3, 2011, 11:24 pm
Don't forget the cow catcher on the front to clear the pile and a flame thrower on the trunk to clean up the mess you leave...lol
agdaniele - February 3, 2011, 9:39 pm
Throw in a hood-mounted sh**gun triggered by the car horn, and I'll take it!
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 9:01 pm
i start welding some chainsaws to the front of my car. the ultimate zombie killmobile
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:53 am
Me too. Bring on the Zeds... just as soon as I get that missile silo/house bought.
Tivo - February 3, 2011, 9:08 am
I completely agree
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GUINNESS - An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of n**** women to get to a bottle of Guinness. demotivational poster


TAGS: beer guinness

demotivational poster GUINNESS
Unclebark  #127746 Created February 2, 2011

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Iconoclast - February 5, 2011, 10:53 pm
I am a Guinness fan - when it is properly on draught. The bottled stuff is, IMHO, undrinkable.
Cloudchaser - February 3, 2011, 12:01 am
Maybe it's just me, but Guinness Draught tastes like it was brewed with pencil lead. And that "flavor rocket" they put in the bottles instead of the extra in the drink? That's just a marketing gimmick that does nothing more than to make the price go up.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 9:34 pm
I have a business card holder that my goddaughter's mom had engraved for me... "He'd step over ten n**** women to get to a pint of Guinness" - sadly, it's true. I believe that's the correct quote. And I'm not even irish! I just love the stuff.
Unclebark - February 2, 2011, 8:33 pm
"willing bodies..." maybe?? Still, I kinda like your serial killer angle.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 8:24 pm
saying "the bodies of n**** women" sounds more like a serial killer than a Guinness lover. But it's nice to be both. You can come back to the... bodies... after tossing back a few six-packs.
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EQUALITY - demotivational poster


TAGS: women men ***y beergut

demotivational poster EQUALITY
Airman  #127726 Created February 2, 2011

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look ***y.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
d*** it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!
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