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Two men in a bar….and Vernon - demotivational poster

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demotivational poster Two men in a bar….and Vernon
GaryO  #174055 Created June 28, 2014



lgvernon - July 1, 2014, 9:47 am

Well, that accounts for the squeak...Mom always did say to chew your food. An Electra, of course.
GaryO - July 1, 2014, 8:37 am
Kinda thought you might be miffed and seething. But yer only maimed and crippled. Whew. Thanks fer getting’ rid of that flea bitten sleeping bag...and mouse. What size Buick? (I've got another cabin wall to put up)
lgvernon - June 30, 2014, 3:37 pm

VERNON has been l;aid up with a bum shoulder. VERNON has now had not one, but TWO steroid injections and is eating prednisone like M&Ms. VERNON can now bench press a Buick. That cabin of yours was delicious, although the down sleeping bag gave me a cough.
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 10:59 pm
No worries, Missy. Ism has a set of keys.
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 10:58 pm
Synopsis; Vernon is a better sport than I’d ever imagined….or-r-r-r-r-r….she’s preparing a poster salvo of epic proportion, targeted at a doddering old man……..standing by.
MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 10:57 pm
Does this mean I'm outta a 5Lucking job now? All I did was give the lady what she wanted ;)
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 10:57 pm
I wondered how far to the edge I could get and keep it outta the red box…..and get accepted. I always figger it depends on who’s moderating. My mind focused on the possibility of Vernon at the helm. Wondered how she’d react.
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 10:55 pm
Heh heh. Several things rattled around my skull as I laid back in my lazyboy early this morn, catching up on the world cup and Wimbledon while poking at the bar scene on mspaint….involving Vernon.
Greeny - June 28, 2014, 10:25 pm
'Retirement' might be coming a little early
rerun - June 28, 2014, 8:28 pm

Well GaryO, I must admit it was nice knowing you.
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3 Men and a Robot - demotivational poster

what happened with the Robot that you ordered that slaps people when they lie..? yada yada yada

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demotivational poster 3 Men and a Robot
Ism  #174034 Created June 26, 2014



GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:37 am
'xcuse me.....hoar
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:35 am
(Silly me. Why would I ever think the word S.L.U.T w/be an acceptable term to that wh*** of a censor)
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:32 am
Ism, sweetheart, you magnificent moti-s**t, you. Emulate away. You do it quite well. Indeed. Couldn’t have been more timely. Now, if you’d be so kind to consider a moti-news clip ever now and then, well, this ol’ dawg’s itch would, in turn, be scratched.
Ism - June 27, 2014, 1:39 am
I don't think I can read a joke anymore that doesn't automatically become a GaryO 3 Men meme in my mind... Your 3 Men posters, to me have become the most Iconic & looked forward too Motifake's... an honor to emulate you.
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:51 pm
I *slap* give this poster *slap* a *slap*L...nobody told me the robot slaps your a**...yee haa...I love *slap* liver *slap*!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 8:36 pm
Well, this is creepy. I came real close to posting that very joke… the bar scene. Weeeeird.
rerun - June 26, 2014, 8:04 pm

If any of you send that robot to my house I will ban you for life.
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the Indy 500 - demotivational poster

will never be the Indy 804.67

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demotivational poster the Indy 500
Airman  #174016 Created June 25, 2014



vindicator - August 2, 2014, 3:34 pm
very clever GaryO
MrStupidGir - July 10, 2014, 7:29 pm
NASA uses metric dummy, so does the whole scientific community throughout the world and US armed forces
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
I’d comment on this, but as a US citizen, I claim the 757 mL.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

and yet you swear fealty to it as though george washington had come up with it. meh. do realize you money is in the metric
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

now here's the kicker i really don't get. the system you are now using (what the world abandoned some 40 or 50 yrs ago) is called the Imperial system. handed down to you by the good King of England. the same King you fought so gallantly against. and yet y
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:54 pm

hmmmm...the Indy 800 has a nice ring to it. and BTW, every episode of Star Trek...ant always in metric. resistance is futlie.
Airman - June 26, 2014, 10:15 am
technically, you are both correct.. however, they used one way rockets.. if you don't bring them back, doesn't qualify..
steve1961 - June 26, 2014, 9:35 am
...and don't forget about Myanmar (Burma)...
OSA - June 26, 2014, 7:39 am
I didn't realise that Liberia had sent a man to the moon.....
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the anzio 20mm sniper rifle - demotivational poster

When overkill is just not enough

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demotivational poster the anzio 20mm sniper rifle
kevinmullen  #173974 Created June 20, 2014



Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:58 am
Maxim 37. There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
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Guilty By Suspicion - demotivational poster

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Greybeard  #173909 Created June 14, 2014



premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
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