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UNEXPECTED WEALTH - demotivational poster

So, I opened my email this morning and I found this message sitting in my spam folder. I don’t really understand how my provider could have ever made the determination that this is spam. I mean, this is telling me I’m the designated recipient of unbelievable wealth: “YOUR DELIVERY AGENT. PHILIP DURU HAS ARRIVE WITH YOUR CONSIGNMENT.CALL HIM NOW (574-307-4003 YOUR PAYMENT OF $15.7M IN CBN IS UNCLAIMED. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS TREATHEN TO CONFISCATE THE FUNDS, BUT AS THE GOVERNOR OF CBN, I DECIDED TO RELEASE THE FUNDS TO YOU IN CASH PAYMENT THROUGH DELIVERY AGENT TO DELIVER TO YOUR RESIDENCE .YOUR DELIVERY AGENT BY NAME AGENT.PHILIP DURU HAS ARRIVED WITH YOUR CASH CONSIGNMENT BOX VALUE $15.7M IN USA AND HE IS NOW ON TRANSIT AT INDIANAPOLIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, INDIANA U.S THANKS, MALAM SANUSI LAMIDO CBN GOVERNOR.” Anyway, I called Mr. Duru. The connection was bad and he kept shouting about, “damned birds”, but he assured me (I think, because he really doesn’t speak English very well), that all I had to do was provide him with my banking information, my Social Security number, my mailing address, my DOB, my next-of-kin, my blood type, all my online passwords, my grandmother’s uncle’s brother-in-law’s middle name, and two of my credit card numbers and he’d direct deposit my money. I was a little suspicious. I mean, why would he need Great Great Uncle Andrew’s brother-in-law’s middle name? So I asked him what CBN was, just to be sure. He said it was his country, of course. Silly me! And he knows the governor!

TAGS: email message spoof

demotivational poster UNEXPECTED WEALTH
lgvernon  #167227 Created July 12, 2013



lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 5:53 pm

Yeah, well~~they just have BAAAAGS of money to give away!~~~
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 1:35 pm
HEY! He never told me I was going to be sharing the wealth. Hmmmm.
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HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? - demotivational poster

HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? Seriously. Very seriously

TAGS: coffee drinker humor

demotivational poster HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE?
lgvernon  #167198 Created July 11, 2013



lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s h**, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.
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Retirement - demotivational poster

At some point, even a bloated windbag full of hot air eventually loses steam.

TAGS: retirement career job

demotivational poster Retirement
Cannabal  #167180 Created July 10, 2013



MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News
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True Love - demotivational poster

Is when she has your murder and her defence all planned out. You both know she could pull it off. And get away with it. But you can still make her angry and go to bed together knowing you will wake up in the morning.

TAGS: truelove murder knife

demotivational poster True Love
valkor  #167171 Created July 9, 2013



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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yup, one of my favorite authors
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:05 pm

I love Bukowski. 5Ls
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