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U.S. General in WW2 - demotivational poster

Do not worry if you are killed we have plenty of troops and the 2nd wave will go in over you


TAGS: military war leadership

demotivational poster U.S. General in WW2
empire44  #174575 Created August 6, 2014

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EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 4:07 pm
Ah, thanks for trying. Somehow, it seems fitting that it's being attributed to Monty. I hope it was a tongue in cheek attempt at humor.
Airman - August 8, 2014, 7:20 pm
is there going to be a pop quiz next week?
rick17126 - August 7, 2014, 5:35 pm
From the original source. "A British Army officer aboard the Empire Broadsword told Royal Naval Commandos: “Do not worry if you do not survive the a**ault, as we have plenty of backup troops who will just go in over you.”"
rick17126 - August 7, 2014, 5:29 pm
“Do not worry if you do not survive the a**ault, as we have plenty of backup troops who will just go in over you,” Royal Navy commandos were told, as if, having failed to survive the a**ault, they might be worrying about anything at all."
rick17126 - August 7, 2014, 5:29 pm
"The overheated prose contrasts with the deliberate understatement of the men fighting and dying. “We shall have to send the soldiers in to this party seeing red,” Monty says on the eve of D-Day, employing a British euphemism for killing frenzy."
rick17126 - August 7, 2014, 5:26 pm
Thank you for your defense of your quote but you're incorrect and provide an excellent demonstration of how the internet fosters ignorance and creates misinformation. Original quotes from the NY Times review of "The Guns at Last Light" by Rick Atkinson.
steelwheels - August 6, 2014, 10:39 pm
Monty says on the eve of D-Day, employing a British euphemism for killing frenzy. “Do not worry if you do not survive the a**ault, as we have plenty of backup troops who will just go in over you,” THE GUNS AT LAST LIGHT By Rick Atkinson
EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2014, 6:28 pm
A doubtful quote. Unattributed and I can't find any part of it anywhere.
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Wake Me Up - demotivational poster


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vindicator  #174573 Created August 6, 2014

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vindicator - August 9, 2014, 2:29 pm
shiver me timbers Olive!
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 11:51 am
Nope. Unlike humans, dawgs don’t poop in their own basket.
steve1961 - August 9, 2014, 5:45 am
My guess...he just took a dump in the basket...but that could be my creative side taking over...
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 1:19 am
Yeah, just cause you can doesn’t mean you should. Especially with him watchin’…..kinda creepy.
vindicator - August 9, 2014, 12:57 am
I had that same thing once, it wasnt pretty.
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
Too many. Just one (at a time). Admitting powerlessness over self-licking was the toughest. My dog had his own difficulties.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 11:08 pm
12 step?
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:41 pm
Mine's in recovery
Greeny - August 8, 2014, 10:33 pm
doggy downers make it easy
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:02 pm
Equanimity. A quadruped that has attained contentment and ease in the company of his master, no matter where, is a thing to admire.
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I met my soulmate she didn't. - demotivational poster

I met my soulmate she didn't.


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Rick69  #174546 Created August 4, 2014

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spacedog - August 4, 2014, 11:26 pm
Out5tanding.
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 11:15 pm
The ugly truth...
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 9:27 pm
Place the doll in a furnace, "There."
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 7:52 pm
Show me, on the doll, where it hurts.
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ughomer  #174525 Created August 3, 2014

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