demotivational poster I USED TO TRY HARD AT SPORTS Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.

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I USED TO TRY HARD AT SPORTS - Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything. demotivational poster

TAGS: trophy try sports winner buy

(5/5) - 11 votes

GaryO - April 5, 2012, 6:52 am, #232754

Steven Wrightish. Great take templar, and yeah, Cloud, these days every bleeding heart’s a winner right up until real life smacks ya upside the haid….nice take yerself…5L for the poster and 5L for the comment (I so wish comments could be rated)

CloudchaserS - April 5, 2012, 5:41 am, #232749

I tried hard at sports. Until I realized I get a prize and called a winner just for showing up. Now I suck at sports, but hey, I'm a winner!

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#152292 Created April 4, 2012
More by templar13

COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon demotivational poster

TAGS: wounded soldier war courage quote

(4.74/5) - 27 votes

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#152270 Created April 4, 2012
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YOU HAVE A CHOICE - demotivational poster

TAGS: life options

(4.74/5) - 42 votes

nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 6:44 pm, #244736

Those thirty years of answering to a spouse is a personal choice. I shall live and die free.

WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 3:33 am, #232884

I dont wanna run on my gerbil wheel no more...

5butjam - April 6, 2012, 6:38 pm, #232861

Good work Holy, amongst this swathe of 'quotifakes' and terrible old jokes this is a gem!

tellitlikeitis - April 4, 2012, 7:09 pm, #232743

Thanks for the laugh... just before I drift off to sleep. Very nice.

SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 6:06 pm, #232733

It's funny only because it's true. Er, no, wait. It's demotivating only because it's true. 5L for making me think about grabbing a whiskey bottle ... and I don't drink.

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#152264 Created April 4, 2012
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ALCOHOL - Because no good story ever starts: "So... I was eating a salad..." demotivational poster

TAGS: alcohol

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(4.75/5) - 36 votes

forseti - January 17, 2013, 4:30 am, #242563

...and without it your story ends with: "...and then I got home". BORING!

M0rd3kaI - May 29, 2012, 6:44 am, #235374

Thanks, and seems like we all have the same friends eh? I'll cash the lions in for beers if you have any leftovers, thanks ;)

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 12:18 pm, #235307

Yeah, I know a few people whose story starts with, “So I was eating a salad…” I unfriend them on Facebook and tell them, “GO AWAY!” Whew, I need a drink. You get 5 beers --- I mean lions.

M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 5:05 am, #232747

Thanks Lg, much appreciated XD

lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 7:04 pm, #232740

This is just great!~~5L

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#152263 Created April 4, 2012
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