- Motifake.com user

things mom taught us - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-04-23T08:12:55-07:00

Thinking - Rating: 3.2/5

2013-04-17T06:42:22-07:00

Thinking - Rating: 3/5

2013-04-17T06:22:22-07:00

ITS NOT PINK - Rating: 4/5

2013-03-10T03:18:03-07:00

ITS LIGHT RED

JURY DUTY - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-01T02:45:31-08:00

I DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE SERVING JURY DUTY
AFTER WATCHING THE CASY ANTHONY TRAIL

IM NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT IM PISSED ABOUT - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-02-17T01:26:25-08:00

BUT IM A WOMAN
SO THATS NOT REALLY THE POINT

IM TWO MONTHS PREGNANT NOW - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-02-14T02:55:05-08:00

WHEN WILL MY BABY MOVE
WITH ANY LUCK RIGHT AFTER HE FINISHES COLLEGE

IF YOURE GOING TO BE A SMART ASS - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-02-13T15:56:38-08:00

FIRST YOU HAVE TO BE SMART
OTHER WISE YOURE JUST AN ASS

SURGERY - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-02-13T01:40:38-08:00

HEAVENS NO
WHY DO YOU ASK

I HATE TO DRINK ALONE - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-01-05T04:23:20-08:00

GIMME A SANDWICH WITH THIS

IF YOU WERE HOME ALONE AT NIGHT - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-01-04T09:47:59-08:00

AND YOU HEARD A FART
WOULD YOU LAUGH OR BE SCARED

MINE EYES HATH PLAYD THE PAINTER - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-01-03T03:27:39-08:00

AND HATH STEELD MY GRANDFATHERS FORM IN MY HEART

IF I WANT TO HEAR THE PITTER PATTER OF LITTLE FEET - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-01-03T02:06:01-08:00

ILL PUT BOOTS ON THE CAT

EMINEM - Rating: 2.9/5

2013-01-02T09:43:20-08:00

Has a new opponent in the rap game

HAPPY NEW YEAR - Rating: 4/5

2012-12-26T02:22:06-08:00

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
IS TO BECOME EVEN LESS FRIENDLY

MAYAN APOCALYPSE - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-12-22T05:00:10-08:00

ID HAVE FOUND THE MAYAN APOCALYPSE
MORE BELIEVABLE IF THEY ALSO PREDICTED
THEY WOULDNT BE AROUND TO SEE IT

ITS A PROVEN FACT - Rating: 5/5

2012-12-20T03:53:04-08:00

NEVER TELL A WOMAN SHES CRAZY
UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE CRAZY

MERRY XMAS - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-12-19T02:27:25-08:00

ARENT WE FORGETTING THE TRUE MEANING OF XMAS
YOU KNOW THE BIRTH OF SANTA

JESUS DOG - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-12-15T20:45:21-08:00

For my next miracle I will turn a treat into poop

DUMBOS BROTHER - Rating: 4/5

2012-12-14T19:00:58-08:00

His mom has some explaining to do......

MERRY XMAS - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-12-12T01:52:08-08:00

THIS YEAR IM GIVING MY KIDS BATTERIES
TOYS NOT INCLUDED

I WOULD CUT OFF AN ARM FOR YOU - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-12-11T02:44:56-08:00

MAYBE NOT MY ARM
BUT SOMEONES

WORDS CANT DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU - Rating: 5/5

2012-12-11T02:36:55-08:00

BECAUSE I DONT FEEL ANYTHING ABOUT YOU

I WANT A BOYFRIEND - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-12-09T06:26:33-08:00

BUT THAT WOULD INTERFERE
WITH MY DATING LIFE

MERRY XMAS - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-12-09T02:50:59-08:00

GOOD LUCK EXPLAINING TO YOUR KIDS
WHY ITS OK FOR SANTA TO BE MORBIDLY OBESE

I LOVE IT WHEN I BUY A BAG OF AIR - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-12-09T02:43:22-08:00

AND THE COMPANY IS NICE ENOUGH TO PUT CHIPS IN IT

MERRY XMAS - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-12-08T12:33:16-08:00

SANTA HAS BEEN READING MY POSTERS
IM GETTING A DICSHUNARY FOR XMAS

SMOKING - Rating: 5/5

2012-12-08T02:59:21-08:00

HELPS ME RELAX

FRIDAY IS THE BEGINNING - Rating: 5/5

2012-12-08T02:47:01-08:00

OF MY LIVERS WORK WEEK

SHOPPING TIP - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-12-07T03:42:13-08:00

YOU CAN GET SHOES FOR A DOLLAR
AT THE BOWING ALLEY

GOD PUT ME ON THIS EARTH - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-12-06T08:16:35-08:00

TO ACCOMPLISH A CERTAIN NUMBER OF THING
AT THIS RATE ILL NEVER DIE

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-12-06T08:13:06-08:00

THE STUPIDITY OF AN IDIOT

ACCEPT THE FACT THAT SOME DAYS - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-12-06T08:07:05-08:00

YOURE THE PIGEON
AND SOME DAYS YOURE THE STATUE

I CHANGED MY CAR HORN - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-12-03T02:38:35-08:00

TO GUN SHOT SOUNDS
PEOPLE MOVE OUT OF MY WAY MUCH FASTER NOW

A KISS - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-11-20T13:17:02-08:00

THE BEST WAY TO SHUT UP A WOMAN

HAPPY THANKSGIVING - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-11-20T02:32:09-08:00

ONE REASON I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS
IS TO BEAT THE THANKSGIVING TRAFFIC

JELLY FOUND AT THE SCENE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-11-17T04:50:48-08:00

THE OLD PEANUT BUTTER AND GUN SANDWICH

TIME - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-11-17T04:35:49-08:00

IS A LOUSY BEAUTICIAN

ADVICE FOR MARRIED MEN - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-11-13T04:20:35-08:00

NEVER LAUGH AT YOUR WIFES DECISIONS
YOU ARE ONE OF THEM

THEY OPENED A KFC IN CHINA - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-11-12T23:53:41-08:00

THE DRUMSTICKS ARE HUGE
EVEN AFTER YOU KNOCK THE PAWS OFF

GRADUATION - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-11-10T14:36:09-08:00

I WANT TO THANK GOOGLE WIKIPEDIA AND
WHO EVER INVENTED CUT AND PASTE

IF YOU THINK WOMEN ARE THE WEAKER SEX - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-11-05T04:57:18-08:00

TRY PULLING THE BLANKET BACK TO YOUR SIDE

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME - Rating: 5/5

2012-11-04T15:48:13-08:00

YOU DID SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST TIME

ITS NOT DIET FOOD - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-10-09T18:43:15-07:00

IF IT CAME THRU THE WINDOW OF YOUR CAR

RAISIN COOKIES - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-10-09T18:40:14-07:00

THAT LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
ARE THE MAIN REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

WELL DOC HOW AM I - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-10-01T12:14:22-07:00

THE EXAMINE WENT WELL
AS A MATTER OF FACT IF YOU DIE TOMORROW
IT WONT BE FROM ANYTHING SERIOUS

THE PROBLEM IS THAT OBESITY RUNS IN MY FAMILY - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-09-16T17:22:47-07:00

NO THE PROBLEM IS THAT NO ONE RUNS IN YOUR FAMILY

A MAN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL SEXY AND STRONG - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-09-02T04:11:52-07:00

NO WAIT THATS WINE
ITS WINE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL SEXY AND STRONG

HAPPY LABOR DAY - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-08-31T04:16:23-07:00

THIS YEARS COMPANY PICNIC WILL BE HELD IN MEXICO
WHERE THE JOB WENT

IM GOING TO KEEP CALLING AND TEXTING - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-08-31T04:03:38-07:00

UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND HOW NORMAL I AM

SO ITS A QUARTER TO TEN - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-08-15T18:12:34-07:00

WHICH IS 25 CENTS BEFORE THE HOUR

THE HORSE I BET ON - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-08-04T02:35:51-07:00

CAME IN SO LATE
IT HAD TO TIPTOE INTO THE BARN NOT TO WAKE UP THE OTHER HORSES

SNOOZE ALARM - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-08-02T04:49:09-07:00

IF WE WERE MEANT TO POP OUT OF BED
WED ALL SLEEP IN A TOASTER

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-08-01T09:17:54-07:00

I DONT KNOW ASK A WOMAN

EXERCISE - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-07-15T15:03:42-07:00

REAL WOMEN LOVE TO IRON

BEST FRIEND MY BALLS - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-07-03T04:39:39-07:00

WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND
WOULD HAVE YOUR TESTICLES REMOVED

NEVER LET AN IDEA DIE WITH A MAN - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-06-10T22:55:26-07:00

the idea must live on in your heart for it to become reality

WHETHER LOUD BE HER CHEERS - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-06-10T22:32:43-07:00

or whether soft be her tears more more do i realize that
she is turning into her mother with each passing year

I DONT WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-06-10T22:20:26-07:00

I just want to be the one you love
with you admission that you feel the same
id have reach the goal im dreaming of

IT WASNT ME - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-06-10T21:54:13-07:00

a mans natural response to infidelity even if his wife
walks in on the act....a sorry lot we are

IM SORRY - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-06-02T07:35:15-07:00

for the demon ive become
you should be sorry for the angel you are not

I GREW UP WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF MY OWN MORTALITY - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-30T22:59:41-07:00

yet i had to discover what i should make of my life till then

THE ALLURE OF THE SPOTLIGHT IS A DRUG - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-30T15:14:36-07:00

yet i am addict i get paid to indulge in my habit

LIFE IS SHORT WRAP IT IN BACON - Rating: 2.8/5

2012-05-25T10:30:19-07:00

EYE OF THE BEHOLDER - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-02-07T22:51:44-08:00

I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.

FEED ME - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-01-25T22:53:06-08:00

Or I eat him.

MEDICINE - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-01-23T23:01:23-08:00

Seems like you have a major case of being a punk
Im prescribing a heavy dose of man the hell up.

ATHEISM - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-01-14T15:23:10-08:00

Its like something is missing

BE BOLD - Rating: 5/5

2011-11-29T12:12:58-08:00

Youre already screwed. Flaunt it and keep yourself entertained.

WELCOME TO THE REST OF YOUR LIFE - Rating: 3/5

2011-11-12T18:13:04-08:00

Dont even bother backn out now.

SAMURAI - Rating: 1.5/5

2010-08-25T16:32:26-07:00

SO MUCH WIN IN A MUSTACHE - Rating: 1.5/5

2010-08-25T16:17:54-07:00

Im sorry but even his mustache is better than you.

NESARANS - Rating: 1.3/5

2010-08-23T23:33:34-07:00

WORKING IN A NURSERY - Rating: 1.4/5

2010-08-23T12:35:55-07:00

Just because you work with flowers all day doesnt make you less of a man.

GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY - Rating: 1.5/5

2010-08-23T05:15:07-07:00

AND MY MONEY ON MY MIND...

IDEAS - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-08-22T17:33:15-07:00

The Bad Ones Can Be OhSoDeadly

STAR WARS - Rating: 2.7/5

2010-08-22T17:30:29-07:00

AFTER THE DEATH STAR

DEPRSSION - Rating: 2.3/5

2010-08-22T17:25:37-07:00

when it gets really bad

TEXTING - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-08-22T16:38:59-07:00

Now Officially A More Likely Way To Take A Dirt Nap Than Driving Drunk

BAIT CAR - Rating: 1.3/5

2010-08-20T20:52:04-07:00

SPARE TIME - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-08-20T02:39:20-07:00

Some people just have toooooo much.

THE MIZUKAGE - Rating: 1.5/5

2010-08-19T23:05:50-07:00

Hotter than any fireball justu

POLITIFAKE - Rating: 1.5/5

2010-08-19T22:55:30-07:00

Yeah its kinda like that

GENETICS - Rating: 2/5

2010-08-19T22:45:24-07:00

dont mess with them

NAPPING - Rating: 1.8/5

2010-07-06T04:43:33-07:00

Here there and Errwhere

ANONYMOUS INTERNET TRAINER SAYS - Rating: 2.3/5

2010-02-09T18:57:53-08:00

For massive guns superset 3x15 cable kickbacks and 3x15 kettlebell curls.
Trust me. Im a professional.

SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - Rating: 2.2/5

2010-01-24T14:17:07-08:00

ELMO Wheres Big Bird He should be here now.
COOKIE MONSTER Uhh I dunno.

USER FRIENDLY - Rating: 1.5/5

2010-01-22T06:55:36-08:00

And wheres my Any Key

HAITI EARTHQUAKE - Rating: 2.4/5

2010-01-22T00:34:40-08:00

Port formerly known as Prince

WHAT DID YOU SAY GOD - Rating: 2.1/5

2010-01-21T22:27:48-08:00

Blaming the Haitian earthquake on the devil is racist

ALL THREE AGREED... - Rating: 2.1/5

2010-01-20T20:03:13-08:00

Were not taking the rap for this bitch.

SECURITY - Rating: 2.6/5

2010-01-20T11:39:05-08:00

Its never too much

JUST GIVE UP. - Rating: 2.6/5

2010-01-19T19:17:06-08:00

Its Okay No One Blames You.

WHAT THE... - Rating: 1.7/5

2010-01-18T21:25:39-08:00

MICHAEL JACKSON - Rating: 1.6/5

2010-01-18T21:21:13-08:00

The correct neighborhood is that way sir.

DIVIDE BY ZERO - Rating: 2.1/5

2010-01-18T20:59:51-08:00

TESTICLES - Rating: 1.7/5

2010-01-18T20:56:13-08:00

He just lost them.

REAL MEN LIKE POKEMON - Rating: 2.1/5

2010-01-11T08:47:30-08:00

You know you want it.

WING CHUN BUTTERFLY KNIVES - Rating: 1.8/5

2010-01-09T12:40:19-08:00

How did a switchblade wannabe come from these

MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS - Rating: 2.4/5

2010-01-07T15:30:42-08:00

American Division

EITHER A TINY WOMAN - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-01-06T22:05:32-08:00

Or a big pussy ....

HIPPIES - Rating: 1.3/5

2010-01-04T12:53:02-08:00

Man the 70s must of hit you hard.

DAMN YOUR EYES - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-03T10:23:49-08:00

Too late.

SHARP - Rating: 3/5

2010-01-02T18:26:28-08:00

Oppressing Nazis Since 1987

ZOO - Rating: 2.3/5

2010-01-02T13:50:24-08:00

Where lions.. um... SPRAY.

LOLLERMELON - Rating: 2/5

2009-12-31T12:29:09-08:00

Om nom nom

SOCIALISM - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-12-30T11:33:56-08:00

Youre doing it wrong.

BACKUP CAT - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-12-29T17:20:33-08:00

Dont forget to
Backup

EMERGENCY AIRDROP - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-12-28T19:54:54-08:00

OMG you freakin noobs I worked for that

INDIANS - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-12-28T18:02:30-08:00

Always doing weird things.

SHUT UP - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-12-26T18:19:44-08:00

You guys clearly dont know
how to choose the funniest
picture in a series do you

CONSTIPATION - Rating: 2.7/5

2009-12-26T17:44:49-08:00

Hunnngh
Hunnngh
Hunnngh

UNDERCOVER WORK - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-12-25T22:51:36-08:00

My what a big nose you have sir
All for smelling the King better...

THE KEY TO HAPPINESS - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-12-25T22:36:26-08:00

is always just out of our reach.

TESTICLES - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-12-25T22:09:33-08:00

Now in the shape of cleats

HAMBURGERS - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-12-25T12:06:41-08:00

Resistance is futile.

E.T. - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-12-25T11:39:44-08:00

The Extra Testicle

MARRY CHRISTMAS - Rating: 1.2/5

2009-12-20T16:23:46-08:00

From Ur Hommie C00KY M0NST3R

PREDICTION - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-12-19T11:31:54-08:00

This will not end well.

SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-12-19T11:27:45-08:00

And this going to prove what

NINJAS - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-12-19T10:52:00-08:00

They love pizza

SWINE FLU - Rating: 2.7/5

2009-12-16T15:37:04-08:00

ur child haz it.

WORST JOB EVER - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-12-16T11:18:03-08:00

Ok. You got this. 12th times a charm
please dont hit me

HIS FAULT OR MY FAULT - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-12-15T11:57:20-08:00

Damn man my foot hurts

MORTAL COMBAAAAAT - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-12-14T17:31:26-08:00

GOOGLE - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-12-12T17:13:12-08:00

A Few Words Away From Questions You Never Thought About Asking..

CHRISTMAS SPECIALS - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-12-11T20:47:38-08:00

sometimes its best just to watch charlie brown

MANOWAR - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-12-11T13:57:58-08:00

CHICKS IN SECOND LIFE - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-12-11T12:26:18-08:00

Not quite what you expected

CROWBAR - Rating: 2/5

2009-12-11T10:06:14-08:00

Its in your face.

TEXAS INSTRUMENTS TI89 - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-12-10T11:29:16-08:00

No matter how well you did in math this calculator is still smarter and faster

STAY CLASSY - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-12-09T14:11:23-08:00

ITS NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.

DOG IN A BOX - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-12-08T06:32:21-08:00

Get Yours Before Christmas
Limit One per Household

BECKHAM - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-12-07T12:46:46-08:00

why his hair takes over the world we will never know

THE ECONOMY - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-12-07T11:03:35-08:00

Its Getting Better and Better

DISNEY WORLD - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-12-07T07:08:52-08:00

The Best Birth Control

BLACK FRIDAY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-12-06T17:24:17-08:00

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

CALL YOUR LAWYER - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-12-06T11:54:53-08:00

Youre About To Be Suhed

R U READY - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-12-04T21:13:21-08:00

For some football

PATTERN RECOGNITION - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-12-03T18:42:13-08:00

I has it
Lawlz

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-12-03T15:35:57-08:00

JUST DO IT - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-12-03T11:08:35-08:00

EPIC - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-12-03T08:45:46-08:00

Nothing else in history will live up to this point

REALITY - Rating: 2/5

2009-12-03T06:58:00-08:00

Some people ignore it more than others

JOHN CLEESE - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-12-03T06:45:58-08:00

Hes sensing a disturbance in the force

NAPALM - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-12-02T23:49:17-08:00

It Really Does Smell Like Victory

DIGNITY - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-12-02T16:47:01-08:00

...Do I even need to say anything...

THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-12-02T13:35:27-08:00

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in Way Of The Dragon.

02 - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-12-01T16:32:32-08:00

At least he was a team player...

THE LONGER YOU STARE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-12-01T16:20:52-08:00

ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS... - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-30T17:38:25-08:00

...My true love gave to me a Partridge in a HEY Whered it go

EVIL MARSHMALLOW - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-11-30T13:55:59-08:00

It roasts boy scouts

IN THE YEAR 3000 - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-11-29T13:39:20-08:00

GM will still not understand how to make cars America wants
as evidenced by the debut of the new Chevrolet Scrotum

GOING ROUGE - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-29T10:41:54-08:00

Because saying GOING MAVERICK just makes you sound stupid

WHAT HAPPENED - Rating: 4.1/5

2009-11-28T20:14:37-08:00

SCIENTOLOGY - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-11-27T12:26:19-08:00

Too crazy even for this guy.

TASTES LIKE ASS - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-25T10:52:21-08:00

MARINES - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-11-25T09:36:18-08:00

Because You Dont Even Play In The Same Ballpark Pussy.
Get My Gun....

CANADIANS - Rating: 2/5

2009-11-24T12:48:25-08:00

You can give them a college education but that doesnt guarantee much...

ARTS DEGREE - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-11-24T11:03:16-08:00

I haz one

ATTITUDE - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-11-23T16:08:02-08:00

Dont be a gloomy gus be a fun gus.

EMO LOSER - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-11-21T04:00:04-08:00

ISRAEL PWNED. - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-11-21T03:58:58-08:00

ANCHORMAN - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-11-20T21:01:01-08:00

Brick whered you get a grenade
I dont know.

GLOBAL WARMING - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-11-20T14:58:33-08:00

Killed My Cat

US GOVERMENT IT DEPARTMENTS - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-11-20T10:16:11-08:00

Because government infrastructure is THAT important

ABORTION - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-19T17:44:39-08:00

Funniest ticket to hell ever

INSURANCE - Rating: 2/5

2009-11-18T16:49:51-08:00

Funnier than you thought. LOL

MIGHTY CAT - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-11-18T12:05:38-08:00

What Have They Been Feeding You

CLEVERBOT - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-11-18T11:40:58-08:00

Apparentlly robots can get scared too

GHANDIOOGLE - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-11-17T19:09:23-08:00

If someone becomes a celebrated fighter of justice without hitting anyone
you better damn well remember his birthday.

ARMED SOCCER MOM - Rating: 2/5

2009-11-17T14:03:52-08:00

They give a whole new meaning to
team work and taking out the trash

BAD DAYS - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-11-17T10:01:16-08:00

Sometimes you just show up at work know its gonna end bad...

HOMELAND SECURITY - Rating: 1.2/5

2009-11-16T18:03:01-08:00

youll never get passed

ARMED SOCCER MOM - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-16T16:56:13-08:00

They will not play possum
They will not compromise the safety of their child

CHILI ITS SO HOT THAT YOUR MOUTH STARTS TO JERK OFF. - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-11-16T06:13:10-08:00

LOVE - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-11-15T20:29:30-08:00

Theres more to it than getting a duck

JUST FACE IT - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-11-14T21:48:07-08:00

No matter what you do your life will never be as epic as this.

A LIFE - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-11-13T18:35:02-08:00

Even a game wants you to get one.

FOOTBALL - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-11-13T17:48:26-08:00

Youre doing it wrong.

MY GOD - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-11-13T17:45:17-08:00

Look at that mess in the bathtub.

RONHERMIONE - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-11-13T03:44:41-08:00

I always knew it would happen. Did you

WHAT AMERICAN LOOKED LIKE - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-11-12T20:02:40-08:00

Before The Colonel

JOCK STRAP - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-12T15:11:33-08:00

Marty Turco is still looking for it after what Pavel Datsyuk did.

DEAD PARROT - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-11-12T06:05:24-08:00

I WISH TO MAKE A COMPLAINT

CHIEF CHIEF WHATS WRONG WITH HIM - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-11-11T11:38:48-08:00

Be quiet Matsuda.
I think hes got the AIDS.

JULES WINNFIELD - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-11-10T19:24:18-08:00

Greatest Hockey Coach Ever.

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-11-10T11:01:47-08:00

Can never be unseen

TIMING - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-11-10T10:54:34-08:00

Sometimes you get it right. Most of the time you just kinda fail.

THE NEW FLU MASK - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-11-10T08:31:26-08:00

POVERTY - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-11-09T17:04:24-08:00

GOOBACKS - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-11-09T05:17:41-08:00

THEY TOOK OUR JERBS

CANNED DOG FOOD - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-11-09T05:01:13-08:00

Approved By 4 Out Of 5 Homeless People.

NASCAR - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-11-09T04:53:47-08:00

Who Knew That You Could Sleep So Well While So Much Noise Was Being Made.

CEMETERIES - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-11-09T04:39:30-08:00

So Popular That People Are Dying To Get In There

ECONOMY CLASS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-08T18:21:17-08:00

NEXT TIME IM PAYING FOR FIRST CLASS

NORTH POLE - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-11-08T17:32:22-08:00

I TOLD YOU GUYS WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT
AT ALBUQUERQUE.

MAGIC SOLDIERS - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-11-08T17:22:16-08:00

HARRY POTTERS GOT NOTHING ON THEM

MESSAGE FROM GOD - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-08T14:03:02-08:00

HES NOT HAPPY

DR. MCNINJA - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-11-08T07:59:18-08:00

Anything I could put here would detract from the awsomeness of the picture

AFTER A LONG FLIGHT... - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-11-07T15:31:40-08:00

Every propeler needs a break

BUDWEISER FLASH DRIVE - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-07T15:28:54-08:00

Makes all your memory cooler

IRONY - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-11-07T15:26:16-08:00

Good think he doesnt understand it

HA - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-11-07T15:23:36-08:00

AND THEY SAID YOU COULDNT BLOW A HOLE ALL THE WAY TO CHINA

CHRISTIANS - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-11-07T15:09:43-08:00

Whos first

GHOST BUSTERS - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-07T15:05:35-08:00

And thier biggest catch

UNDEAD POLEDANCING - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-06T12:46:11-08:00

ANN COULTER - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-11-06T06:47:24-08:00

Girlyliberalboys wont admit it...
But they like her

DIVINE FORCES - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-06T06:40:16-08:00

You cannot kill what already has no life.

HARD WORK - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-11-05T16:09:49-08:00

ITS LIKE PEEING YOURSELF IN DARK PANTS.
YOU GET A WARM FEELING AND NO ONE NOTICES

MOSES VS KUNG FU NINJAS - Rating: 2.7/5

2009-11-05T14:28:55-08:00

Ladies Gentlemen place your bets

SIGNS - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-11-05T13:19:02-08:00

DONT TAKE THEM TOO LITERALLY

SKY DIVING - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-11-05T11:41:24-08:00

IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED... YOU SHOULD FIND A DIFFERENT HOBBY

REMODELING - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-11-05T10:52:37-08:00

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME

HOME OWNERS INSURANCE - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-11-05T09:54:46-08:00

GOOD LUCK EXPLAINING THIS ONE

VAMPIRE - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-11-05T09:22:36-08:00

YOU FAIL AT IT

REDNECKS - Rating: 2/5

2009-11-05T08:34:55-08:00

ENGLISH MAJORS - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-11-05T08:08:49-08:00

THEYRE EASY TO SPOT

NHL ROYALTY - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-11-04T21:51:03-08:00

...is on the left.
Ovechkins a douche.

ROOTING FOR THE TITANS - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-11-04T04:46:28-08:00

Its not as Easy As It Looks

TWO GIRLS ONE CUP - Rating: 2/5

2009-11-03T18:42:24-08:00

Richard Simmons Just Seen It

REID MCNABB - Rating: 2/5

2009-11-03T16:21:14-08:00

Proof that consistency at the head
coaching and quarterback positions leads
to Super Bowl Championships

CATS - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-11-03T07:23:36-08:00

Its whats for dinner

BUBBLEBOY - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-11-02T19:15:09-08:00

Now Prince of Persia
Oh God Why

HOLY SHIT - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-11-02T15:42:19-08:00

We really are goin DIE

THE CAKE - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-11-01T22:12:17-08:00

is a lie

RED NECK FISHING - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-11-01T21:01:40-08:00

Better than just sitting and watching

HOW DOCTORS STAY SO COOL... - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-10-30T08:21:44-07:00

Right before surgery

- Rating: 2/5

2009-10-29T16:04:31-07:00

SALVADOR DAL - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-10-29T14:23:11-07:00

Surrealism its not for pussies...

DINNER - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-10-29T11:19:15-07:00

nothing says eat up like the sight of 5 skinned rabbits

PACMAN - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-10-28T17:38:53-07:00

The game drug addicts play.

GORE THE BEST THERAPY OF ALL - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-10-28T13:02:23-07:00

3RD AND LONG - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-10-28T01:10:44-07:00

When the Redskins Secondary Takes A Nap

RABBITS - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-10-27T21:44:05-07:00

So dangerous you need an 8 foot steel fence to keep them out.

DISAPPOINTMENT - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-10-27T17:59:08-07:00

Because sometimes when youre expecting something it just doesnt happen.

SONS OF SABAN - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-27T16:07:33-07:00

Rolling with the Tide

PHILLIES HITTERS - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-10-27T12:01:03-07:00

Youre Doing It Wrong

RABIES - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-10-27T07:40:49-07:00

now in STD form

FURRIES - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-24T21:58:32-07:00

Because they are so much cooler than you. And they know it.

IRAQ - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-10-23T21:45:35-07:00

ACCEPTANCE - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-10-23T09:40:00-07:00

Seriously Its dead

COOKIE GIRL - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-22T17:37:34-07:00

Suddenly I want a cookie.

WOMEN DRIVERS - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-10-22T13:36:01-07:00

Even Santa cant avoid them

PENALTIES - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-10-22T12:06:06-07:00

The only way were getting 15 yards.

SWEENEY TODD - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-10-21T09:30:33-07:00

I didnt want to be a barber anyway. I wanted to be... a lumberjack

BAD MECHANICS - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-10-21T09:17:24-07:00

Require perfectly calibrated tools and lots of time

FAITH - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-10-21T08:05:41-07:00

Can it get any worse

PUERTO RICO - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-10-20T17:26:53-07:00

The Redskins have never lost here.

CONTRADICTIONS - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-10-20T13:56:43-07:00

I cry a lot when I watch Pretty Woman.

- Rating: 2.4/5

2009-10-20T04:55:14-07:00

JENNA JAMESON - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-10-20T02:47:58-07:00

MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

MOTHERDAUGHTER BONDING - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-10-18T14:06:57-07:00

Youre doing it right actually

A MOP - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-10-16T13:35:32-07:00

For those who cant afford
to be pathetic
with Real Dolls

THIS FAMILY - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-10-16T13:34:32-07:00

is an incredibly odd one.

- Rating: 2.2/5

2009-10-16T07:26:42-07:00

THE GUNNY SAYS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-14T15:56:45-07:00

Go ahead take my Glock... IF you can.

LIVING THE LIFE - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-10-13T14:34:57-07:00

Where the Hell is all my Beer

FACEBOOK - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-10-13T10:40:15-07:00

You You better run

DARK SHADOW - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-10-12T19:08:44-07:00

Taking KickAss to the next level

PASSWORD - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-10-12T11:49:01-07:00

You got it

CREAMPIES - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-10-11T21:41:29-07:00

Why should I pay when I can
make them for free

FATAL ATTRACTION - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-10-11T11:41:07-07:00

GOT MILK - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-11T11:28:20-07:00

YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-10-11T03:55:22-07:00

Eat your veggies or they will come back to get you

APATHY - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-10-10T14:28:06-07:00

What part of I Dont Care do you not understand

JEEP WRANGLER - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-10-09T15:18:06-07:00

I believe I can fly

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - Rating: 3.7/5

2009-10-08T19:17:33-07:00

can even surpass the mighty power of the dark side

CAN YOU DO THE SONG - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-10-08T10:44:36-07:00

SANCHEX - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-10-08T09:44:40-07:00

The perfect snack for Monday Night Football.

TIN CAN PHONE - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-10-08T06:53:58-07:00

Where is your God now

GOALIE - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-10-07T18:33:32-07:00

if your job is defending the goal dont waste time getting hit in the face

GET ME HIGHER - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-10-07T15:22:43-07:00

i think i see boobs

SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-10-07T13:48:48-07:00

Cobra Commander approved

DRINKING - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-10-07T12:03:12-07:00

is it really worth it

CURIOSITY - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-10-06T21:33:54-07:00

killed the cat can sure as hell kill you dumbass

ARMS CONTROL - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-10-06T18:58:19-07:00

Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough
to let you make your second shot perfect

DAILY ROUTINE - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-10-06T17:59:58-07:00

I usually read the obituaries first as
there is always the happy chance that
one of them will make my day

JOHN PAUL JONES - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-10-06T12:52:26-07:00

Certified BAMF

PRIME MINISTER HARPER - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-10-06T05:55:45-07:00

I guess it is official Canada has a
rockn rolln Prime Minister

SUGAR RUSH - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-10-05T19:11:47-07:00

Eventually it wears off . . . . eventually

DJ CAT - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-10-05T18:34:39-07:00

alvin and the chipmunks were so 2008

TOM CRUISE - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-10-05T11:45:44-07:00

Why dont you slip into something more comfortable... like a Coma

HEMI - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-10-05T09:58:17-07:00

A TRUE MANS CAR

SERIOUS DOG - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-10-04T17:32:50-07:00

This thread is serious Business

LAZY - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-10-04T13:13:22-07:00

Your doing it right

EVIL GUITAR MUST DIE - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-10-03T14:28:12-07:00

SACKBOY - Rating: 2/5

2009-10-03T13:47:50-07:00

when you cant come up with a nonsexual name

DICTIONARY - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-02T05:50:09-07:00

It helps to have one

WEEPING ANGELS - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-10-01T23:00:03-07:00

Theyre getting closer.

RECESSION... - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-10-01T20:09:42-07:00

Its a Bitch

BACK TO NATURE - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-10-01T16:59:43-07:00

I am kitty hear me roar

RICHARD DUNN - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-10-01T16:47:13-07:00

Loves the Naruto and Sasuke thread

MMA - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-09-30T12:16:23-07:00

congratulations your mums cheque cleared

MMA - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-09-30T11:06:09-07:00

Congratulations your mums cheque cleared

FROM THE INTERNET - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-09-28T19:18:39-07:00

It looks like he ATE the internet

WOMEN - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-09-28T01:26:21-07:00

What they show might be teasing
but what they hide might be scary

ANGRY WOMEN - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-09-27T10:32:55-07:00

Fortunio Balducci Anyone who knows anything of history knows
that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.

ROMANIAN ADVERTISING - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-09-26T01:20:48-07:00

It failz in the U.S.

EVIL HAMSTER - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-09-25T22:20:33-07:00

Slowly plotting to take over the world for the good of Hamster Kind.

LIBERAL PALMISTRY 101 - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-09-25T20:58:07-07:00

The little palm reading I know
tells me you dont have much time left
as a party leader... sorry.

REPLICATOR - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-09-25T14:19:18-07:00

Stargates Cockroach

PUBLIC OPTION - Rating: 2/5

2009-09-25T08:04:48-07:00

SOCIALISM - Rating: 2.7/5

2009-09-25T08:03:03-07:00

NORTH KOREA - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-09-25T06:55:56-07:00

DENNIS FERGUSON. - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-09-25T05:02:24-07:00

The new face of the catholic church in Australia

I KNOW SOMETHING.... - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-09-25T02:57:15-07:00

...You Dont Knoooowww.

COMPENSATING - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-09-24T04:53:53-07:00

This man does it.

HAHAHEHEHAHAHO - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-09-23T18:46:41-07:00

EPIC LOL

FAIL - Rating: 2.7/5

2009-09-23T17:49:48-07:00

Fail takes it To the Next Level

CAREFUL - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-09-23T15:19:03-07:00

Not on this line you idiot I think your phone has been bugged

BE WEARY - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-09-22T16:41:05-07:00

Because EVIL is a foot.

BLACKSTERS - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-09-22T05:37:30-07:00

They love flowers

SMILING SERVERS - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-09-22T05:28:05-07:00

Where is your God now

STIL SMOKING - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-09-21T08:56:50-07:00

see you soon....

NINJA TURTLES - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-09-21T08:49:12-07:00

EVERYWHERE

HAPPY.... - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-09-21T08:38:24-07:00

hallowen

COMPUTER - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-09-21T08:35:51-07:00

KILLS

FIGHT OR FLIGHT - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-09-20T09:16:37-07:00

Im through running.

MY EYES - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-09-18T14:24:43-07:00

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

IF I HAD A HAMMER - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-09-16T21:09:50-07:00

Mary Travers
1936 2009
RIP

CANDLEJACK - Rating: 2/5

2009-09-16T20:32:08-07:00

Its all just a bu

NAZI ZOMIES - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-09-16T15:17:07-07:00

NAZI ZOMBIES
OH SHIT
What did you do

YO DAWG - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-09-16T12:45:58-07:00

I heard you liek Clap Trap so we clapped your trap so you can clap while you trap

CHANGE - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-09-15T19:59:55-07:00

Abe is watching you rifle through his old couch looking for coins.

KFC - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-09-15T13:45:40-07:00

So this is where my cousin Erb ended up at....

AWARENESS - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-09-14T14:50:44-07:00

Its what youre not seeing that should scare you

WELCOME BACK - Rating: 1.2/5

2009-09-13T07:47:04-07:00

Courtesy of the Green and White.

BIBLICAL MARRIAGE - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-09-12T18:44:30-07:00

One man multiple wives sisters and concubines

SHOTGUN WEDDINGS - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-09-12T12:12:31-07:00

By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II I pronounce
you husband and wife. Proceed with the execution.
Captain of Louisa

GYPSY - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-09-10T14:22:23-07:00

four wives thirteen children. and hes STILL looking.

911 WHATS YOUR EMERGENCY - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-09-10T12:52:29-07:00

I hope nobody was lookin

WIGGER - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-09-10T06:58:16-07:00

Its like black but more homo

THE TASMAINIAN DEVIL - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-09-10T05:47:40-07:00

YOU WORK WHERE - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-09-10T05:37:56-07:00

SPONGEBOB - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-09-10T02:41:10-07:00

Come Join Me D

PANDAS THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO. - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-09-09T21:43:40-07:00

ITS FOR YOU... - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-09-09T21:30:08-07:00

HEADDESK - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-09-09T20:27:03-07:00

when a facepalm or doublefacepalm just wont cut it

STEALTH - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-09-09T12:10:15-07:00

Because its better when they never see it coming

MARCH OF THE PENGUINS - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-09-09T11:29:27-07:00

The Penguin Jihad is on.

EXCOMMUNICATION - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-09-09T11:25:00-07:00

His Holiness is disturbed by your lack of faith.

INSURANCE - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-09-08T14:25:09-07:00

This was the time you really did need 3rd party GIO insurance.

A NEW EPISODE OF WHERE IS CARMEN SANDIEGO - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-09-08T12:30:51-07:00

No... Its only Elizabeth May trying to get elected in BC
Since voters in NS were smart enough to NOT vote for her

- Rating: 1.1/5

2009-09-08T11:06:50-07:00

MR.BEAN - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-09-08T10:08:57-07:00

Will Smoke For Food

SILICOON AIRBAG - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-09-08T05:13:12-07:00

the modern way of driving

HIS BRAINS - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-09-07T23:53:58-07:00

They sucked them out.

GOATHAWK - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-09-07T12:29:27-07:00

dont you dare to use the magnet
im just going along with the modern days

EPIC - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-09-06T18:24:00-07:00

Those... eyes... cant look... aaway...

KUJA - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-09-06T15:48:17-07:00

Biggest Fag Ever. Of All Time.

COSMICRAT - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-09-06T10:41:26-07:00

He Sells Vacuum Cleaners At The Park
In The Nude
At Least Hes Working

TURBOTAX - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-09-06T10:37:08-07:00

So Easy
Even Timothy Geithner Can Do It

GEOLOGY - Rating: 2/5

2009-09-05T16:57:34-07:00

Yeah it rocks

DONT WORRY - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-09-05T00:28:31-07:00

I GOT THIS
SELF HIGH FIVE

TOILET PAPER - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-09-04T22:17:09-07:00

At least were not killing trees for toilet paper anymore.

HENRY ROLLINS - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-09-04T09:54:14-07:00

The only Man that made Chuck Norris cry
twice

GROW UP - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-09-04T06:20:16-07:00

RESPONSIBILITY - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-09-04T06:17:00-07:00

SOBER - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-09-04T06:15:52-07:00

YOUNG GUNS - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-09-04T00:44:22-07:00

Because you couldnt call it Five Whites and a Mexican.
Thats racist

IM RAMIREZ - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-09-03T11:30:51-07:00

The shpaniard from Shpain.

LIBERAL CHOICE - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-09-02T06:08:19-07:00

You have the option to pull my finger or Ill pull an election...
Either way its going to stink

JEDIES - Rating: 2/5

2009-09-02T04:06:45-07:00

Just homeless people with fancy names.

POTENTIAL DEATH - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-09-01T19:59:41-07:00

Its here

PERFECT LIBERAL BOOGER - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-09-01T15:51:34-07:00

1 You dig it up with your index
2 Then you rollit up with your thumb
3 You save it for later...

- Rating: 1.3/5

2009-09-01T15:46:09-07:00

A TRIP TO BURGER KING - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-09-01T02:06:27-07:00

Yea it happened to this man

- Rating: 2.5/5

2009-09-01T00:52:16-07:00

YEAH YAHOO - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-31T23:23:53-07:00

thats disgusting

FOR REALZ - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-08-31T10:27:49-07:00

Answers.
It demands them.

BKS - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-08-30T17:40:58-07:00

BombedKittenSquad

IRONY - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-08-29T13:53:32-07:00

i love ironic pictures

ISABELLA ROSSELLINI - Rating: 1.2/5

2009-08-29T13:32:46-07:00

Serious Actress.

CANADIAN LIBERALS - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-08-28T10:09:20-07:00

Are so desperate for party members they are now accepting dogs...
But only the small useless kind

AAHH - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-08-28T08:13:19-07:00

Straight from the horses mouth.

PAINT - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-28T02:08:09-07:00

It should be illegal

RELIGION - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-08-27T17:29:28-07:00

IM RIGHT YOURE WRONG LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU

THE U OF S - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-08-26T04:32:20-07:00

Suddenly the Army doesnt seem so bad

SASKATOON - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-26T04:14:30-07:00

The Hills Have Eyes had a casting call here and nobody needed makeup

MR HOCKEY STUK - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-08-25T19:28:47-07:00

Hockey Fashionawards 2009 in Stockholm Sweden

FAILURE - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-25T14:20:24-07:00

when life is tough on you when you do somehing stupid he will be there

THE RIGHT ANSWER - Rating: 3/5

2009-08-25T12:42:59-07:00

Its about time guys learned it

SUPERHERO MOVIE THEATER - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-23T12:36:55-07:00

This would soooooooo happen

CATS - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-08-23T09:54:04-07:00

Never turn your back on them.

MECHANICS - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-08-23T08:19:44-07:00

Theres a reason why you dont see female ones.

NO MOLESTE - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-08-22T22:02:55-07:00

OH no thanks i dont want to be moleste
today maybe just a couple of new towels

THE ULTIMATE REDNECK - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-08-22T21:40:52-07:00

has been found

SHOTGUN WEDDING - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-22T17:59:14-07:00

Because sometimes love just aint enough.

YOUTH - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-22T17:20:58-07:00

Enjoy it while it lasts.

THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS - Rating: 3/5

2009-08-22T17:10:14-07:00

Hows this for protecting your Second Amendment rights

THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-08-22T16:54:21-07:00

Hows this for protecting your Second Amendment rights

GIRLS - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-08-22T13:01:33-07:00

they are not girls they are just boys who wear alot of makeup

UNDERWATER SKIING - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-08-21T12:54:30-07:00

Old people they get confused sometimes.

SOMETIMES - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-08-21T12:50:38-07:00

you fail
but this guys fails epically.

THAT BRA - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-08-21T12:46:03-07:00

Over her shirt
is the least of her problems.

TORTUGAS - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-08-21T12:41:09-07:00

Less Fantasticas
More Lame

MY GUESTS TODAY - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-21T09:25:23-07:00

are Jane and Bill from Sheboygan
Lets give them a hand and welcome to my show

BADASS - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-21T03:37:22-07:00

He was

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-21T03:25:24-07:00

They hatin

MY LIFE - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-08-20T21:22:48-07:00

Easily diagrammed

BULLFIGHTING - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-08-20T17:42:56-07:00

Sometimes bulls win

LYRICS - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-08-20T13:35:27-07:00

They mean nothing to these guys.

CATURDAY - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-08-20T01:59:07-07:00

It is time for cocktails

LEGEND - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-19T16:46:47-07:00

A r e Y o u m a d f e r i t

DENTIST - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-19T12:05:03-07:00

how do you say it in klingonese
i need a dental plan

THE U.S. ARMY - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-08-18T22:32:37-07:00

... Looks like theyre recruiting more for this war than we thought

CHOSE CHIEF WHITE - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-08-18T19:11:51-07:00

When looking though is more important then making sense... Im your man.

CHRISTIANITY - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-08-18T19:10:51-07:00

Youre Doing It Wrong

WATER - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-18T18:36:41-07:00

Sometimes its cold

ARRRR - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-08-18T02:11:31-07:00

Matey

PEEPING TOM - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-17T13:17:33-07:00

I see you....

UMM - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-08-16T23:10:52-07:00

WE MAY BE EXPEREANCEING SOME TECHNICALE DIFFICULTIES

4 SQUARE - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-08-16T17:45:23-07:00

Best Playground Game Ever
That includes Tetherball

UMM... - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-16T16:48:17-07:00

This is a bad time.

PALIN 2012 - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-08-16T16:46:34-07:00

The Mayans were right.

WHAT - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-08-16T16:37:59-07:00

Why does he want ME The worst Ive ever done to him is.... Oh

RUNNING BEAR - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-08-16T15:32:02-07:00

The The The running bear is now a meme meme is now a meme
meme is now a meme.

RABBITS - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-16T03:02:33-07:00

Theyre So Cute

PHOTO BOMBER - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-14T18:43:31-07:00

This is the ultimate

IRISH HACKERS - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-14T18:26:28-07:00

They just arent as advanced...

BILL KAULITZ - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-14T13:22:57-07:00

one of the sexyist women ever.

ROCK AND ROLL NEVER FORGETS - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-08-13T18:58:33-07:00

Listen to the guitar player making it scream

PHILADELPHIA - Rating: 2.7/5

2009-08-13T18:56:16-07:00

HIDE YOUR DOGS ASAP

SINNERS - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-13T13:23:49-07:00

Just remember Jesus is watching

NORTH CAROLINA - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-08-13T12:19:48-07:00

Wow
Nothing in that state looks right
At all

IN GOD WE TRUST - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-13T08:48:12-07:00

We have no choice

BORN IN THE USA - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-12T23:08:52-07:00

Now stop horsing around and focus on real issues

NINJAS WITH GUITARS - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-12T19:08:01-07:00

No matter what you achieve in life youll neber be as awesome as this

SNAKE WIN - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-12T10:00:53-07:00

Now with antidot

- Rating: 3.3/5

2009-08-12T02:54:50-07:00

- Rating: 3.3/5

2009-08-11T19:14:23-07:00

CASH FOR CLUNKERS - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-08-11T19:08:57-07:00

What a waste of perfect pieces of scrap metal and your money.

TOOLS - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-08-11T09:05:24-07:00

theyre easy to spot.

LUPUS - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-08-11T04:06:32-07:00

Its never the answer

EPIC AWESOME - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-08-11T02:09:58-07:00

If only I could figure out what it is...

THE GAME - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-08-10T21:05:28-07:00

You just lost it.

JACKHAMMERS - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-08-10T16:19:02-07:00

Yeah That Cigarette Wont Do Your Baby Much Damage

BIKE HELMET DESIGNS - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-09T16:53:54-07:00

If you have to wear one you might as well...
...wait

THEY GOT BIGFOOT - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-08-09T15:34:52-07:00

We cant win

EGO THE CHOLO - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-09T14:47:24-07:00

I GET DOWN CRAZY

JENNA JAMESON - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-08-09T11:51:52-07:00

Contributing To Kleenex Sales Since 1991

STELLA - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-09T11:40:31-07:00

What Would It Be Like... With An Alien

MAKEUP - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-09T11:36:29-07:00

Deceiving Men For 2000 Years

MICROSOFT - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-08-09T10:53:14-07:00

If MS designed trailer parks...

MUST STAY AWAKE - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-08-09T10:28:33-07:00

30000 Motifakes still to see..

CHANGE - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-08-09T06:03:41-07:00

We Can Decieve In

HI JERRY - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-08-08T23:50:42-07:00

I WIZ ON YOUR COMPUTER - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-08-08T23:40:19-07:00

let this be a reminder to feed me next time

UNUSUAL WEATHER - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-08-08T21:23:09-07:00

Were having... Aint it

HOW TO KILL A ZOMBIE - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-08-08T21:00:50-07:00

Brought to you by Homeland Security

MISTAKES - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-08-08T20:32:43-07:00

Even God makes them

IZE NOT LAFFIN AT YU - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-08-08T19:58:46-07:00

errrmm... well.... maybe I iz..

EPIC FAIL - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-08-08T16:45:36-07:00

Mr Paperclip the Wizard and the
search Dog all know that you failed

IRONY - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-08T15:09:03-07:00

It kills cats

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-08-08T08:55:50-07:00

Because deep in your Obamaphobic hearts
you know its true

SOCIALIST - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-08-08T08:48:31-07:00

Theyre not all bad
He helped us fight the guy who helped us fight the guy
who helped us fight guys in nicaragua

SUPERIORITY - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-08-08T08:33:57-07:00

Pirates killed under republican presidents 0
Pirates killed under Democrat presidents 3

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-08-08T01:41:50-07:00

so phsyco not even balboa can handle

WORF - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-07T23:48:21-07:00

Cutting up borg since
April 4 2063

WE ARE THE BORG KITTENS - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-08-07T23:25:24-07:00

Resistance iz futile

I HERD YOU HAVE A VERY FUNNY BTARDATION. - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-08-07T10:17:45-07:00

KIRBY - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-08-07T09:38:57-07:00

Dont you think you should reconsider giving him THAT

COURAGE - Rating: 2.7/5

2009-08-07T09:25:40-07:00

Apparently its as easy as running away from a fight

PASSED OUT - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-08-07T07:06:46-07:00

When U Wake Up Not Knowing Where You Are And how To Get Home....

OLD SCHOOL - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-08-07T06:06:45-07:00

Got Nothing On New School...

TRANSVESTITES AT LARGE - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-08-07T04:28:48-07:00

You know lifes takin a turn for the worst when u wake up wearin a dress...

THE DOORBELL - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-06T14:11:31-07:00

Would you ring it

TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-06T14:03:35-07:00

West Virginia now can connect to the rest of the world

2 DOZEN KRISPY KREME DONUTS - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-08-06T12:16:55-07:00

This is why you always get picked last fatty

CAPITULATION - Rating: 1.3/5

2009-08-06T12:05:23-07:00

Sounds good not

WOULD YOU TRUST A LIBERAL - Rating: 1.1/5

2009-08-06T11:31:30-07:00

Iggy If you vote for me...
I will only raise your tax by this much...

I AM NOT GAY... - Rating: 1.5/5

2009-08-05T20:15:12-07:00

Let it be known...
I can still pick up redhotchick

I MIGHT BE EVIL... - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-08-05T14:55:23-07:00

But Im not the devil
Do you see horns I dont see horns...

2010 GPS - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-04T21:19:24-07:00

Youre approaching your destination
please slow the FCK down

DEAR DIARY - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-08-04T17:50:04-07:00

JACKPOT

IRONY - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-08-04T15:30:02-07:00

this picture is full of it.

THE JOKER - Rating: 2/5

2009-08-04T15:06:25-07:00

Im A Smoker
Im A JOKER
Im A Midnight Toker

RAINBOWS - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-08-03T23:34:40-07:00

They are made of unsatisfied Jenny Craig clients.

BLACK UP - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-08-03T17:58:57-07:00

who called for black up

TEACHING - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-08-02T09:14:27-07:00

Theres the right way and theres this way.

GOD - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-08-02T01:45:35-07:00

Belivers says hes nice and kind to convince the nonbelivers to join them.
But this is the real mental image they have of him.

ITS NOT FUNNY - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-08-02T01:05:46-07:00

When it happens to you

JESUS - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-08-02T00:03:22-07:00

I was always taught to kill zombies...

- Rating: 2.4/5

2009-08-01T13:21:49-07:00

ONLINE DATING - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-08-01T09:52:34-07:00

On the Internet... no one
knows that you are a dog

2006 - Rating: 1.4/5

2009-08-01T02:07:31-07:00

Worst year ever.

ANONYMOUS CAT - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-07-31T21:35:04-07:00

People should be afraid of their pets

AMUSED - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-07-31T20:53:04-07:00

Obama is not

BOBBY ROBSON - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-07-31T02:57:21-07:00

LEGEND REST IN PEACE

THEY SEE ME MOWIN - Rating: 1.8/5

2009-07-31T01:17:40-07:00

My front lawn
I know they be thinkin
Im just too white and nerdy

DOUBLE FAIL - Rating: 1.7/5

2009-07-31T01:12:06-07:00

Not gonna do that again are ya

EMO - Rating: 1.9/5

2009-07-30T18:10:52-07:00

how did it get this far

BIKE FENCE - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-07-30T14:05:47-07:00

The new Hansel Gretel story

NINJAS - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-07-29T15:44:42-07:00

heartless bastards.

OM - Rating: 1.6/5

2009-07-29T14:12:47-07:00

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

TENT CAT - Rating: 1.2/5

2009-07-29T14:03:38-07:00

because tents need cats too

HIGH 5 - Rating: 3/5

2009-07-29T11:03:32-07:00

Because pumas are people too

AUSTRALIA - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-07-29T01:07:10-07:00

Even our Animals kick your ass

PARENTING SKILLS - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-07-28T21:24:10-07:00