CpnKangaroo - Motifake.com user

IN THE WORDS OF NEIL GAIMEN - Rating: 4.3/5

2011-03-10T12:30:59-08:00

THEY COULD BE MILES OFF COURSE - Rating: 4.2/5

2011-03-10T12:15:08-08:00

Thats impossible Theyre on instruments

TRUE FRIEND - Rating: 4.6/5

2011-03-10T12:04:55-08:00

Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend.
Inside of a dog its much too dark to read

LEAVING - Rating: 4.3/5

2011-03-08T12:33:30-08:00

The worst part
is wondering if anyone will bother to miss you
when youre gone

IRONY - Rating: 4.9/5

2010-10-12T15:07:12-07:00

COULD BE WORSE - Rating: 4.6/5

2010-09-29T14:46:36-07:00

THE SWISS - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-09-01T18:11:00-07:00

Those sneaky bastards...
Where do they get off selling us less cheese than everyone else

DUDE CMON - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-07-29T21:09:21-07:00

Why should we even try anymore

FATT MATT - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-07-26T06:36:29-07:00

Should think twice before he decides to adopt someone from my family

REGRETS - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-07-24T18:41:30-07:00

HUBRIS - Rating: 4.8/5

2010-07-19T14:14:46-07:00

REVERSE PSYCOLOGY - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-07-12T20:28:55-07:00

costed Phydeaux his job....
could it be that those WERE the droids he was looking for

FARMERS TANS - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-07-11T22:33:27-07:00

ALCOHOLISM - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-07-09T21:27:58-07:00

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

HAPPY CANADA DAY - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-07-01T16:16:38-07:00

FEAR OF MOOOOOOOOO - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-06-05T06:24:12-07:00

MOOOOOO - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-06-05T06:15:29-07:00

His demands are simple
That you worship him as your one and true god
...and beer he wants your beer too

SINCERITY - Rating: 4.7/5

2010-05-27T11:34:35-07:00

LOYALTY TO ONES COUNTRY - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-05-24T14:46:36-07:00

RAPTOR JESUS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-05-22T20:03:24-07:00

GIANT ROBOTS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-05-14T14:28:34-07:00

GIANT ROBOLINCOLN - Rating: 4.6/5

2010-05-14T13:07:59-07:00

The REAL reason why the south lost the Civil War.

ALIENS - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-05-08T07:20:00-07:00

ALIENS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-05-08T07:06:49-07:00

THE GOLDEN YEARS - Rating: 4.7/5

2010-05-01T20:01:38-07:00

Friendship is not something you learn in school. But if you havent learned
the meaning of friendship by then you really havent learned anything.

REMEMBER - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-04-28T19:45:03-07:00

When playing finders keepers
count how many players are in the game

A PSA FROM MOTIFAKE.COM - Rating: 4/5

2010-04-24T17:14:08-07:00

KISSES - Rating: 4.8/5

2010-04-22T17:44:39-07:00

HINDSIGHT - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-04-19T20:57:53-07:00

Maybe sharing wouldnt have been so bad in the first place

ANIME - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-04-17T09:54:55-07:00

Who needs real friends when there is the internet

PREPARATIONS - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-04-16T13:23:25-07:00

When your friend Raj asks you to try Indian food for the first time

MY ONE WISH - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-04-12T14:29:58-07:00

Is to have the ability to get that perfect thing for that special someone.

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-04-11T09:49:45-07:00

FATT MATT - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-04-07T13:41:00-07:00

And his neverbeforeseen application photo for Chippendales.
Chris Farley would be proud

THE 90S - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-04-05T17:24:14-07:00

Theyre the new 60s

SILDENAFIL - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-04-05T15:43:47-07:00

Originally developed in 1996 in order to treat angina. Until research showed
it had a very interesting side effect. And every year the greybeards send a
christmas card thanking their mistake.

WORDS OF WISDOM - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-04-04T06:41:18-07:00

COW BLIMP........ - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-03-31T19:24:22-07:00

So THIS was the million dollar idea that
Airman and Mooo wanted investments for

FALLACY - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-03-26T18:17:38-07:00

Because everyone knows that Chuck Norris will only go up to heaven
in a fiery chariot to meet with Elijah and Bruce Lee.

RONSART - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-03-24T13:47:04-07:00

SO LONE STAR - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-03-09T16:16:26-08:00

Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

EXTREME CROSSING GUARD - Rating: 4/5

2010-03-09T15:51:45-08:00

YOU
SHALL NOT
PASS

1776 - Rating: 4.6/5

2010-03-09T15:43:47-08:00

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace that
two are called a law firm and that three or more become a Congress

HORATIO - Rating: 2.9/5

2010-03-07T13:16:34-08:00

Would he give his wife jewlery for Valentines Day
No he would ger her an oven mit.

OH CMON - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-03-07T11:49:01-08:00

That pouch is SOOO last season

NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-03-07T07:46:49-08:00

COUCH POTATOES - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-03-06T12:22:17-08:00

Its true hard work never killed anybody
but I figure why take the chance

PROVERBS 271516 - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-03-02T16:03:44-08:00

A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day.
Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold
something with greased hands.

STALKING - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-28T09:30:21-08:00

Its such and ugly word dontcha think
I much prefer closely watching over without consent.

THEN AND NOW - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-25T19:34:32-08:00

As Newlyweds you fought just so you could have the makeup sex.
As an elderly couple you fight so that you wont have to sleep in the same room
as the other person.

BATMAN - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-25T14:27:41-08:00

Little known fact He was an English major

LAZINESS - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-25T14:24:30-08:00

In the time it couldve taken you to climb those steps
you reveled in the fact that some poor schmuck just walked to get somewhere.

BOVEE - Rating: 3.1/5

2010-02-24T13:03:55-08:00

I never knew his name was Mary

NSFW - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-23T17:57:14-08:00

Its a good thing that the Amish dont work with computers.
If they did heavens knows barns would be raised and butter would be churned.

NSFW - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-23T14:54:05-08:00

Rules are rules

NSFW - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-02-22T18:54:49-08:00

MOTIFAKE.COM - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-22T15:55:41-08:00

The alternative to group therapy

COMPETITIVE EDGE - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-02-20T17:24:01-08:00

Take it where you can.

BRILIANT - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-20T14:58:27-08:00

ICEMAN - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-02-19T19:32:41-08:00

Basically the Aquaman of the Arctic Circle.

PATIENCE IS WORTH WHILE - Rating: 4.5/5

2010-02-19T19:25:20-08:00

RESPECT - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-19T13:30:52-08:00

Agdaniele to the newcomers Hes the guy who likes guinness.
Agdaniele to the veterans Hes that asswhole moderator

LOGICDUDE - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-02-18T20:20:59-08:00

After he donates his body to science he will bear
a striking resemblance to Courtney Love

RERUN - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-18T17:43:41-08:00

Hes tired of people asking him to do that damn dance. He just wants love...
and maybe a snickers bar.

NEW MOON - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-02-17T18:36:14-08:00

Motifake edition.
Choose your side.
Team Cubby or Team LD

GALILEO GALILEI - Rating: 2.6/5

2010-02-16T20:25:11-08:00

Thinks Newton should suck it

GREYBEARD - Rating: 3.1/5

2010-02-16T09:36:33-08:00

Now that its on it feels kinda itchy. That goes away right

THE INTERNET - Rating: 2.9/5

2010-02-15T22:10:40-08:00

Its a scary place if youre unprepared. One recommended method is to
go to your local middle school chess club and hand out crystal meth.
Remember to practice 3 times a week.

YOUR OPINION - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-15T11:09:11-08:00

Is about as useful as a suggestion box at Tiananmen Square.

YOUR VIRGINITY - Rating: 4.4/5

2010-02-15T11:05:34-08:00

Is like an accordion in an unlocked car.
Youd have to pay someone to take it.

THE BACON MEMORIAL PRESBYRTERIAN CHURCH - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-15T10:58:16-08:00

PHYDEAUX - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-02-13T10:02:01-08:00

Tried explaining to the officer that the river simply
jumped outta nowhere at him

G.N.K. - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-02-12T18:11:15-08:00

The Grammar Nazi Koalas. They will not hesitate to look you square in the face
and call you a dislexic moron. Apply now at your local eucalypt forest.

MY FIRST CAR... - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-02-10T20:31:39-08:00

Was totaled by my sister. Leave it to a woman to hit a snowbank then to
go and hit the only tree 10 feet out on a FROZEN LAKE

OPTOMETRISTS - Rating: 4/5

2010-02-08T14:47:24-08:00

Fcked LD up when he came in with a buy one get eleven free coupon

A PSA FROM MOTIFAKE.COM - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-02-06T23:30:46-08:00

In oder to tell if a grenade is indeed activated
hold it closely to your ear if you dont hear a ticking noise
You are safe.

SUPER BOWL 20092010 - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-02-06T22:52:13-08:00

Unless the trophy that the winner gets has Stanley or Cup in its title...
Canada is not going to care

SOUPORBOWL - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-02-06T22:47:47-08:00

Neither really do it for me. I much prefer the side of crackers.

LOGICDUDE - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-23T17:18:52-08:00

Taking his title a little bit too seriously

PROCRASTINATION - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-23T12:41:49-08:00

Because when you wait till the last minute for a babysitter
beggars cant be choosers

PUBLICITY - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-22T15:42:42-08:00

She tried to get some for her band
but not many people were pleased with Devo tribute band and a 26 minute
bass solo during WhipIt

SUBSTITION PROPERTY - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-01-22T15:27:43-08:00

Since Americans lust after Asian women
Does the American Black Bear lust after the panda

WHERE THE BATTLE LINES ARE DRAWN - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-20T15:50:54-08:00

NFC AFC I dont care. Because this is a team I can get excited about

REDUNDANCY - Rating: 2.7/5

2010-01-19T19:20:41-08:00

Just because you repeat a certain rule doesnt mean people
still are not going to break it

GREYBEARDS - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-19T19:14:44-08:00

Never invite me to their slumber parties...damnit

THE SIMPLE PLEASURES - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-19T12:35:11-08:00

Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown
BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap that mother....
upside the head.

ENJOY LIFE - Rating: 4.3/5

2010-01-19T12:16:30-08:00

Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.

LIFE LESSONS - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-18T16:40:30-08:00

ROCK BOTTOM - Rating: 4.2/5

2010-01-13T19:03:50-08:00

She took it all that cruel bitch ALL OF IT The scratching post the litter
box even the kittens man. I just dont wanna deal with it anymore..I can haz
gun in my mowth I need some nip

YEARNING - Rating: 2.8/5

2010-01-12T19:03:31-08:00

When one looks upon the night sky searches desperately for a shooting star
to make a wish. Then eyes close and it is said Lord please make my
wish come true...and kill Celine Dion

UFC - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-09T15:53:02-08:00

Bringing you 40 seconds of action
followed by 40 minutes of awkward spooning

CPN CAVEMAN - Rating: 1.9/5

2010-01-09T15:45:08-08:00

Doesnt need your damn sword

WHAT NOT TO SAY AFTER SEX - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-07T15:46:15-08:00

Whos a good puppy puppy
Youre a good puppy puppy

HARD TIMES - Rating: 2.8/5

2010-01-06T12:41:15-08:00

After Starfleet went bankrupt Worf had to find work elsewhere.

INSPIRATION - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-05T20:14:36-08:00

When someone takes from a single moment the most unnoticed object and turns it
into the sun in the palm of you hand. Now what have you got A drive to do
great things and burnt hands

QUEEN OF HEARTS - Rating: 3.1/5

2010-01-05T16:30:49-08:00

Position is currently held by Narutarded

LIFE LESSONS - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-01-04T19:51:37-08:00

Ive learned you cant please everyone.
And lately it seems like those are the people rating my posters

JUST DESSERTS - Rating: 2.6/5

2010-01-04T18:08:07-08:00

Its a calm day on August 6th 1945. Though a plane is seen puttering
through the clouds. On its way to hiroshima it drops its package and leaves.
Dont dish out what you cant take back

SERENITY - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-04T14:22:53-08:00

Sitting on the beach with the one you love and you think to yourself
it doesnt get much better...Until your wife calls and tells you shes at the airport
to surprise you on your business trip

WNBA - Rating: 2.2/5

2010-01-03T21:00:44-08:00

Kind of like the NBA
except the players cant dunk and theyre not as good looking

BUILDABEAR WORKSHOP - Rating: 1.7/5

2010-01-03T20:56:32-08:00

For that xenophobic loser living in their parents basement

GARY THE NO TRASH COUGAR - Rating: 2.1/5

2010-01-03T20:53:30-08:00

Preventing landfills one school at a time

FRUSTATIONS - Rating: 2.4/5

2010-01-03T20:34:33-08:00

Not anymore just take it out on a baby seal

EMPOLEON - Rating: 2.9/5

2010-01-03T11:47:15-08:00

Now not even Sniper Raptor Jesus
can bring an end to the Penguin Army

PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR - Rating: 2.7/5

2010-01-03T11:22:19-08:00

If you feel like Morgan Freeman

IM GOING OUT FOR ICE CREAM - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-03T11:19:56-08:00

Who wants some
...oh shit

JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Rating: 3.4/5

2010-01-02T15:47:01-08:00

Really Because I didnt think that
Jewish people liked to be on lists.
Adam Sandler

THE ORANGE BOWL - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-01-02T15:41:43-08:00

Watched by millions this January 5th

MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO - Rating: 2.8/5

2010-01-02T15:16:25-08:00

Hes small and brown and comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him tween your festive buns

PIZZA THE HUT - Rating: 3.2/5

2010-01-01T22:23:07-08:00

Or as others may know him
Michael Moore Sr.

ACHILLES - Rating: 4.1/5

2010-01-01T21:14:20-08:00

99 indestructable

FUNNY PEOPLE - Rating: 3/5

2010-01-01T19:38:06-08:00

No you really arent

MAYBE - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-12-31T23:05:46-08:00

If you werent a hypochondriac this
could have been avoided

ROBIN WILLIAMS - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-12-31T22:23:13-08:00

Evidense that Red Bull and Cocaine
do not mix

MORRIS - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-12-31T22:04:34-08:00

And that cat was one of our FINEST
military minds

FAMOUS LAST WORDS - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-12-30T23:11:32-08:00

Either the curtains go or I go
Oscar Wilde Oct. 16 1854 Nov. 30 1900

SGT. SCHULTZ - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-12-30T22:43:12-08:00

knows nothing

CHARLES M. SCHULZ - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-12-30T21:12:29-08:00

Dont worry about the world coming to
an end today. It is already tomorrow in
Australia. Nov. 26 1922 Feb. 12 2000

LOOK ME IN THE EYE - Rating: 2.1/5

2009-12-30T20:37:18-08:00

and tell me youve never wanted
to ride me not even once

CUBBYBEAR - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-12-30T17:41:41-08:00

Will not fall for this trick...again