TheSanityInspector - Motifake.com user

Experience - Rating: 5/5

2013-06-11T19:21:16-07:00

The Seventies - Rating: 3.9/5

2013-05-30T05:06:04-07:00

Oh dear god no - Rating: 3.5/5

2013-05-28T09:56:04-07:00

Laugh til you weep - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-05-19T11:21:18-07:00

Death - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-05-18T06:54:39-07:00

Appreciation - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-05-16T19:00:17-07:00

Is There Someone Else - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-05-16T10:11:20-07:00

Happiness - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-05-13T12:22:59-07:00

Dont complain - Rating: 5/5

2013-05-12T15:47:49-07:00

Time - Rating: 5/5

2013-05-12T15:21:10-07:00

Water - Rating: 4.1/5

2013-04-24T19:50:45-07:00

Baker Street - Rating: 5/5

2013-04-24T10:19:48-07:00

no tunnels - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-04-24T10:17:02-07:00

The library - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-04-24T10:06:42-07:00

being happy - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-04-22T19:36:17-07:00

INSPIRATION - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-28T13:28:34-07:00

Is for amateurs
Professionals just show up
And get to work

GENERATIONS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-26T14:07:04-07:00

The grandparents strive the parents achieve...
The children spend the grandchildren beg.

CLICHE BINGO - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-26T12:51:56-07:00

A suggested pastime
For the next time
Your company books a motivational speaker

HUSBANDS LOSE FOCUS - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-23T20:01:36-07:00

If a lecture last longer
Than a week

LIFE IS... - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-23T19:34:02-07:00

...a neverending attempt
To lick honey
Off of a thorn

MAINSTREAM TASTES - Rating: 4/5

2013-03-23T13:15:05-07:00

Shocking the avantgarde for over 100 years.

PREDATOR VS ALIEN - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-21T06:52:19-07:00

This time its cerebral

I KNOW YOURE ALIVE - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-20T12:19:48-07:00

Because you never call or text
Which is just like you.

THE END OF US - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-20T11:11:43-07:00

I wish I didnt know now
What I didnt know then

HUSBANDS - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-20T09:36:45-07:00

Before marriage he used to lie awake
Brooding over something she said.
Now he falls asleep while shes still saying it.

OHGODOHGODOHGOD - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-20T09:10:11-07:00

Some people are better imagined in ones bed
Than found there in the morning

THEYRE SO OLD - Rating: 2.8/5

2013-03-04T20:24:04-08:00

They havent yet switched smartphones
From Apple to Samsung

CIGARETTES - Rating: 4/5

2013-03-04T19:55:40-08:00

Quitting them will add years to your life
The catch is that it will add them
To the wrong end.

EVEN IN LOVE - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-02-27T06:47:05-08:00

Doubt half of what you see
And all of what you hear

NEW DIET - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-02-23T19:09:04-08:00

Eat whatever you want
While sitting with these folks

THE NINETIES - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-02-23T19:04:00-08:00

Back when whenever you wanted to make a phone call
You had to get off the internet

SURREAL - Rating: 4.1/5

2013-02-23T17:53:02-08:00

Like when youre in another city
And Jeopardy comes on at 730
Instead of 700

NUKE IT FROM ORBIT - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-02-23T17:33:21-08:00

Its the only way to be sure

HALLOWEEN - Rating: 3.5/5

2013-02-23T17:30:52-08:00

Rockys costume didnt fool anyone
Not even Grandma

KUNGFU RAT - Rating: 5/5

2013-02-23T16:43:57-08:00

The last image recorded
On poor Mittens collarcam.

LEISURE FAMILY MONEY - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-02-22T20:28:44-08:00

Pick any two.

THEYRE SO OLD - Rating: 3.4/5

2013-02-20T18:42:05-08:00

They met on a Fidonet group

THEYRE SO OLD - Rating: 4/5

2013-02-20T14:25:40-08:00

They still remember their Friendster password

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-02-17T06:16:44-08:00

Space explores you

A BURGLAR - Rating: 3.6/5

2013-01-20T07:24:32-08:00

No just the son
Home from college
Looking for clean underwear

BAFFLED TIME TRAVELERS - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-01-19T22:07:47-08:00

They possess voiceactivated videophone technology.
But they seem to prefer sending telegrams
With their thumbs.

WHEN I LOOK BACK - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-01-19T17:12:43-08:00

on all the time Ive wasted
Im just glad I wasted it
While I still had the chance

IN THE END - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-01-16T18:16:55-08:00

There doesnt have to be anyone who understands you.
There just has to be someone who wants to.

FALSE ALARM - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-01-16T18:01:22-08:00

This is still South Korea

THE TIME LORDS - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-01-15T09:05:30-08:00

Left a window open in the spacetime continuum

HOW FOOLISH - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-01-04T21:42:22-08:00

To spend youth chasing after wealth
And then spend wealth chasing after youth.

SOMETIMES - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-01-04T21:34:34-08:00

We cant find the thing that will make us happy
Because we cant let go of the thing that was supposed to.

FRIENDS - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-01-04T21:20:16-08:00

What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame
But something wild to run with.

CYNICAL - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-01-04T09:37:52-08:00

I am not the hopeful person I once was
But we try to stay in touch

THEYRE SO OLD - Rating: 4/5

2013-01-02T21:00:32-08:00

Their computer has a Zip drive.

THE FUTURE - Rating: 3.6/5

2013-01-02T12:22:49-08:00

Aint what it used to be.

PROGRESS - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-12-12T12:00:18-08:00

Pope Benedict sends his message on a tablet.
Moses needed two.

NOT STRESSING - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-12-12T08:36:58-08:00

Ill believe its a crisis
When the people who tell me its a crisis
Start acting like its a crisis

BOREDOM - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-12-04T13:24:34-08:00

One can be bored
Until boredom becomes
A mystical experience

CAPITALISM - Rating: 5/5

2012-11-25T19:48:25-08:00

Shrinks gadgets

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-11-17T05:07:26-08:00

Bath takes you

MOTHER LOVE - Rating: 4/5

2012-11-08T10:44:53-08:00

Comes in all shapes and sizes

A BORE - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-11-04T16:33:08-08:00

Someone who deprives you of solitude
Without providing you with company

FREE STUFF - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-11-02T18:47:08-07:00

In the digital age if its free
Youre not the customer
Youre the product

HAPPY HALLOWEEN - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-10-29T07:00:33-07:00

Signed
The Universe

THIRD WORLD ARMIES - Rating: 3.2/5

2012-10-22T15:30:56-07:00

Cant afford matching helmets

ACCEPT UGLY GIFTS - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-10-20T14:49:52-07:00

Today I bent the truth to be kind and I have no regret
For I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.

TRUE LOVE - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-10-20T14:26:31-07:00

Youll know youve found it
Once you cant find your way back

THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-10-18T11:35:32-07:00

Is to be happy already.

OPTIMISTS - Rating: 5/5

2012-10-15T19:59:39-07:00

There is not much use in being anything else.

LONG LINE - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-10-10T11:50:01-07:00

Yes
So why the are you getting mad
At the person who did show up for work

WHAT PART - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-10-04T11:44:14-07:00

of The Pool Is Closed
Dont you understand

POPULARIZED SCIENCE - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-09-30T18:25:01-07:00

The wonderment continues...

THAT SUPREME MOMENT - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-09-28T09:48:47-07:00

When your website first appears
In Googles Autocomplete

FRIEND ZONED - Rating: 5/5

2012-09-25T20:24:15-07:00

I want a man whos as handsome as you
As kind as you as funny as you as smart as you
Whos not you

RED SHIRTS - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-09-24T11:10:12-07:00

Fit only for massacre

WELCOME TO LOS ANGELES - Rating: 4/5

2012-09-24T10:44:41-07:00

Do you have any physical imperfections to declare

GRAD SCHOOL - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-09-20T08:54:17-07:00

Even in this job market
You cant hide there forever

SORRY ERIC - Rating: 4/5

2012-09-18T20:26:20-07:00

The tape ran out in the middle of your solo.
Youll have to do it again.

SORRY JIMI - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-09-18T20:20:39-07:00

I didnt see the cord
Was that a take

STUDENT DEBT - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-09-11T09:21:14-07:00

Its a trap

MEMENTO MORI - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-09-05T14:04:08-07:00

Death is the sound of distant thunder
At a summer picnic

YOU AND I - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-09-03T08:08:54-07:00

Are here to help others
Why the others are here
I dont know

BODY CONFIDENCE - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-08-28T10:36:08-07:00

Once youve got it
You never lose it

SICK WORLD - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-07-24T14:09:11-07:00

It needs a doctor

ZOMBIE SHERLOCK HOLMES - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-07-17T20:47:20-07:00

aka
The Inspectre

IF I THINK THEREFORE I AM - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-07-17T20:15:32-07:00

Then...
I must be surrounded by hallucinations

ITS NOT NAGGING - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-07-15T15:04:55-07:00

Its just your life
On Autocorrect

SOMETIMES - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-07-03T17:37:54-07:00

One likes foolish people for their folly
Better than wise people for their wisdom

NNNNANANANANNNNN - Rating: 2/5

2012-07-03T17:28:16-07:00

See the ball
Be the ball
Be your future

PERMANENCE - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-07-03T17:17:21-07:00

Is the illusion of every age.

60S NOSTALGIA - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-07-02T20:49:55-07:00

Track sold separately

FREE APPS - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-06-27T08:16:24-07:00

If theyre free youre not the customer.
Youre the product.

FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA - Rating: 3.6/5

2012-06-26T20:43:51-07:00

If I ever get back to American shores
Im gonna nail my feet to the ground

YOUTH - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-06-26T20:42:09-07:00

If youth is a fault
It is one which is soon corrected

ANIMALS - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-06-13T13:55:26-07:00

If were not supposed to eat them
Why are they made out of food

DO NOT BE PROUD - Rating: 4/5

2012-06-12T18:20:11-07:00

of being undisturbed by things that shocked your ancestors.
Maybe they were fresh lively tasteful beings
And you are a desensitived clod.

FOR FATHERS DAY - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-06-12T17:17:23-07:00

Take him on a relaxing country outing
Because remember
Youre the reason hes going crazy.

PAYDAY - Rating: 4/5

2012-06-12T05:41:40-07:00

Its moments like these
That make it all seem worthwhile

HELP YOU OUT - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-06-11T20:43:36-07:00

Id be glad to.
Which way did you come in

HAPPINESS - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-06-08T18:42:33-07:00

Is not something you feel.
Its something you remember.

HAPPINESS - Rating: 4.2/5

2012-06-07T21:20:20-07:00

Is having an attentive motherinlaw
On the other end of the continent

I COULDNT HANDLE MY CHILDHOOD - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-06-05T10:29:28-07:00

You were probably too young.

LIFE IS DIFFICULT - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-06-05T10:26:36-07:00

Thatll be 150 please

THERAPY - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-06-05T10:19:17-07:00

With enough psychoanalysis and meds
You can avoid life altogether

LOOK AT ME - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-06-02T14:39:10-07:00

Judge me by my size do you

IN TIMES LIKE THESE - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-29T18:48:36-07:00

A pessimist cuts off the slack end of his belt
And an optimist just punches another hole.

THE MIDWEST - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-26T21:32:16-07:00

Worth seeing.
But not worth going to see.

WHY ME WORLD - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-25T17:55:39-07:00

World You were available.

HELL - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-05-24T14:10:24-07:00

Is what you make it.

GRAPEFRUIT - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-24T09:14:02-07:00

When the hunter becomes the hunted.

DRIVEN TO DRINK - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-20T21:02:02-07:00

I blame the green chick.

MARINES - Rating: 5/5

2012-05-19T07:35:20-07:00

You may have been the apple of your mothers eye.
But youre in the Corps now.

WHAT I IF TOLD YOU - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-05-18T20:35:49-07:00

That you read the title wrong

INSTANT HUMAN - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-05-17T18:04:28-07:00

Just add coffee.

DESPAIR - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-16T14:28:53-07:00

Is the price one pays
For setting oneself
An impossible aim.

DETROIT - Rating: 3.4/5

2012-05-16T11:17:01-07:00

Doesnt build junk
Anymore

TROUBLE - Rating: 4/5

2012-05-15T19:42:44-07:00

The trouble with trouble
Is that it starts out as fun

MADNESS... - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-14T15:51:19-07:00

This is Antarcticaaaaa

IF I HATE YOU - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-05-14T12:27:41-07:00

You dont deserve to know why

AUSTRALIANS - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-13T10:54:07-07:00

Only they would name a swimming pool
After a prime minister
Who drowned at sea.

FOR MOTHERS DAY - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-05-11T10:28:28-07:00

Buy her coffee
Because remember...
Youre the reason she gets drunk

EXPERIENCE - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-10T20:30:11-07:00

Runs an expensive school
But fools will learn in no other.

I FOUND MISS RIGHT - Rating: 4.9/5

2012-05-09T21:41:46-07:00

And then I found out
Her first name is Always

BUY MY BOOK - Rating: 2.9/5

2012-05-09T21:26:17-07:00

Because I cant say
Read my peerreviewed articles

CONSPIRACY NUTS - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-09T21:12:48-07:00

The biggest mystery of all
Is why do they think
They are worth conspiring against

COOL - Rating: 3.5/5

2012-05-08T19:46:27-07:00

She was country when country wasnt cool
He was cool when cool wasnt country

BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-05-07T20:12:33-07:00

It is not easy to comprehend
That one does not comprehend

GUITAR WOLF - Rating: 3/5

2012-05-07T19:55:45-07:00

Pray he doesnt catch you
Texting during his show

ENDANGERED SPECIES - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-05-07T19:38:18-07:00

They are spoiled because
Scientists panda to their every whim

ZOMBIES - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-04-22T20:25:11-07:00

Have holiday spirit too

SLOTHS - Rating: 4/5

2012-04-19T18:43:19-07:00

Its really something
To get photobombed
By the worlds slowest mammal

TRY AGAIN - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-04-15T19:25:03-07:00

Fail again
Fail better

DANCE FIRST - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-04-15T19:22:37-07:00

Think later
Its the natural order

LIVE ALL YOU CAN - Rating: 4/5

2012-04-13T19:20:48-07:00

Its a mistake not to.

TEAMWORK - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-04-07T20:45:38-07:00

If youre not the leader
The view never changes

THE PMS CAT - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-04-07T20:40:01-07:00

Cats were once worshiped as gods
They have never forgotten this

COLORED CHICKS - Rating: 3.7/5

2012-04-07T20:32:48-07:00

are especially lovely at Eastertime

NO TUNNELS - Rating: 4.7/5

2012-04-05T12:44:24-07:00

Unless its a Renoir

YOUR BALL - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-03-31T17:18:08-07:00

Sure you can have it back
Hop on in and get it...

SUMMER IN TEXAS - Rating: 4.8/5

2012-03-30T13:43:16-07:00

But its a DRY heat

BB KING - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-03-28T20:34:48-07:00

Hitting one of THOSE notes

BROWNIES - Rating: 4.5/5

2012-03-19T15:21:24-07:00

Best served when cool

THAT RED DOT - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-03-10T14:02:44-08:00

Im never going to catch it am I

MEXICAN FOOD - Rating: 4.6/5

2012-02-15T15:43:50-08:00

Has different names
Depending on how you fold it

VOLCANOES - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-02-13T15:20:01-08:00

Natures way of saying
You shouldve taken a cruise instead.

TYPHOONS - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-01-11T13:07:51-08:00

Are natures way of saying
Maybe youd better take the train.

PORCUPINES - Rating: 4.3/5

2012-01-10T20:07:40-08:00

Squirrels in ghillie suits.

ALIMONY - Rating: 3.9/5

2012-01-10T19:46:09-08:00

The high cost of leaving.

BRAAAAIIEH - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-01-06T14:14:07-08:00

Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.

CHILDHOOD OBESITY - Rating: 4.1/5

2012-01-06T14:10:18-08:00

But on the bright side
His thumbs are buff.

THEYRE SO OLD - Rating: 3.8/5

2012-01-06T10:26:43-08:00

Their website address has a in it.

CHICKS LIKE THIS - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-01-05T19:30:58-08:00

...are always the ones who complain there are no real men left.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - Rating: 4.4/5

2012-01-01T14:40:51-08:00

The TV show the drone pilot is watching on his other monitor.

FRIENDSHIP - Rating: 4/5

2011-12-31T09:18:49-08:00

Is like artificial fruit.
Its beautiful until you put the bite on it.

PROGRESS - Rating: 4.5/5

2011-12-29T21:57:09-08:00

The process whereby I can still play my grandparents 78s
But I can no longer open my computer files from college.

IDIOT COWORKERS - Rating: 4.4/5

2011-12-28T20:58:19-08:00

If they dont have time to do it right
When will I have time to do it over

DOGTIRED - Rating: 3.6/5

2011-12-28T20:52:02-08:00

Please put that frisbie away.

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - Rating: 4.7/5

2011-12-28T20:12:22-08:00

But if you work it right
Once is enough.

ONE RULE FOR EXCELLENCE - Rating: 3.2/5

2011-12-28T20:04:21-08:00

Employees will be fired with enthusiasm
Or employees will be fired with enthusiasm.

INSIDER TRADING - Rating: 4.6/5

2011-12-28T18:35:40-08:00

Making money the oldfashioned way
With good old American knowwho.

CHAIN EMAIL - Rating: 4.8/5

2011-12-22T19:01:22-08:00

Nuke it from orbit its the only way to be sure.

TIME TRAVEL - Rating: 4.6/5

2011-12-21T11:53:13-08:00

We dont serve time travelers the bartender says.
A time traveler walks into a bar.

SIDEWALK ART - Rating: 4.3/5

2011-12-20T19:59:22-08:00

When genius only needs to last til the next rain shower.

SHES SO OLD - Rating: 4.3/5

2011-12-19T18:29:12-08:00

She hosts her family photo album on an Angelfire website.

FREDO I LOVE YOU - Rating: 4.3/5

2011-12-19T11:35:51-08:00

Wanna go fishing

HES SO OLD... - Rating: 4.1/5

2011-12-17T18:54:10-08:00

...his hotmail username doesnt have any numbers in it.

FUTURE TELEMARKETERS - Rating: 4.5/5

2011-12-15T20:35:04-08:00

They just dont know it yet.

JUNK FOOD - Rating: 4.7/5

2011-12-15T11:05:35-08:00

Thats not your stomach rumbling.
Its your arteries whimpering.

ZOMBIE LIBRARIAN - Rating: 4.3/5

2011-12-15T09:39:05-08:00

Better undead than unread.

RUBBER DUCKIES - Rating: 4.3/5

2011-12-13T19:25:37-08:00

Theyre not just for bath time anymore

YOURE SO STUPID - Rating: 4.4/5

2011-12-13T19:17:12-08:00

Theres no bus short enough for you.

GEORGE CLINTON - Rating: 3.8/5

2011-12-12T11:40:06-08:00

If anyones gonna get funkd up
Its gonna be you.

PUNK HAPPENED - Rating: 3.8/5

2011-12-12T07:06:18-08:00

Guys please...
Note the tense.

RUNNING - Rating: 4.1/5

2011-12-09T10:15:26-08:00

Their sport is your sports punishment

MODERATORS - Rating: 2/5

2011-12-09T09:22:10-08:00

need love too.

MODERATORS - Rating: 1.7/5

2011-12-09T09:11:52-08:00

Only n00bs get mad at them.

FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - Rating: 3.7/5

2011-12-09T09:07:56-08:00

They come in fast and furious on your birthday.

LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU 4 - Rating: 2.7/5

2011-11-26T21:29:48-08:00

Dour and watchful eyes
Session man provides the ground
Great then nowhere now

LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU 3 - Rating: 3.3/5

2011-11-26T21:27:56-08:00

No need for hihats
Left foot sounds like castanets
Essence of heavy

LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU 2 - Rating: 3.9/5

2011-11-26T21:26:54-08:00

Hippie artifact
Cant stop the birth of metal
So he goes along

LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU 1 - Rating: 3.3/5

2011-11-26T21:25:50-08:00

Chiaroscuro sounds
Ripping stars from the heavens
Hammering the gods

FACEBOOK - Rating: 4.3/5

2011-11-22T15:45:26-08:00

Saving unhappy couples the cost of a private investigator since 2004

LUNCH - Rating: 4.5/5

2011-11-21T18:30:42-08:00

There but for two inches of plexiglass it is.

PERMANENCE - Rating: 4.7/5

2011-11-21T06:22:37-08:00

Is the illusion of every age

HAIRCUTS - Rating: 4.5/5

2011-11-20T18:09:55-08:00

A real shame about yours

48070 - Rating: 4/5

2011-11-20T15:23:11-08:00

Thats your share of the U.S. debt
Now hurry up and pay our Social Security

LIONS - Rating: 4.3/5

2011-11-19T17:16:04-08:00

I dont have to outrun them
I just have to outrun you

ORDER A PIZZA - Rating: 4.6/5

2011-11-18T16:40:32-08:00

Something Drone pilots can do in between killing terrorists.

EFFECTIVENESS - Rating: 4.6/5

2011-11-18T12:02:49-08:00

You are
What you do
When it counts

PRAIRIE - Rating: 3.9/5

2011-11-16T11:38:21-08:00

A good thing to turn Detroit back into