hootizz's Last 100 Comments

I hear ya Guyfox...

Is she holding the script for a p***o..?? I didn't think that such a thing existed...

It does make for GREAT lemon's though..!!

the 'Steam Punk' version of Star Wars...

As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!

Hey Cubby.., where did you get the picture of Steph1..?? man it sure looks like she enjoys her banana's...!!

Hey you know some Maori..!!, Kia whakakakahuria ratau ki te whakama, ki te numinumi...

Ah yup.., I failed...., but I have to say the old 'spill over' c*****ge is rather epic..., that will teach her for buying a dress 1 size to small, hang on, I think she might have done it on purpose...

Very very nice tattoo's.., yum yum..!!

Yeah sorry.., that was the point I was trying to make that it was NOT funny at all, for that matter who ever it happens to.., but don't worry RR we have all kissed and made out.., whoops I mean made up...

Yeah sorry.., that was the point I was trying to make that it was NOT funny at all, for that matter who ever it happens to.., but don't worry RR we have all kissed and made out.., whoops I mean made up...

Thanks Agg.., I feel the love.., hahahaha..., at the end of the day its like a poster I just posted about 'freedom of speech'.., we all have that right at least.......

this is greatness.., its like looking in a mirror for me at the moment...

nothing but nothing stops 'siesta time' south of the border...

mmmmmmm.., Frills.., we like Frills...

Yeah its the same in NZ as well Culos.., but man you want to see what happens to their b*** cheeks...!!

Aaaaaaah.., why is one wearing a skirt..?? I think we have just found out why there is an AID's problem in SA...

Yeah.., but on the other hand if we last to long we get complaints that we have made you sore..!! we can't win either way...

Hey Rerun.., for about $100 you can meet some very nice ladies in most cities around the world.., its just the conscience that you have to take home as carry-on baggage..., dang it !!

Yeah I hear where you are coming from.., but when you see Urban Search & Rescue teams from all over the world rushing to seen to help out, and when they interview them on TV they have tears in their eyes, suddenly all the humor seems to disappear...

B...S..T it was funny when it happened to Haiti.., man there are some things you just don't touch.., especially when blood is still gushing from the wounds... As I said, its a very raw nerve....

Not funny man..., not even the slightest bit Fu...en funny..!! Sorry mate but you have directly hit a raw nerve.., there are 98 confirmed dead and 226 missing and those totals are expected to rise.., I hope no one you know is one of them...

'and now to the Mods'......

Yes.., and so do the farts of the Crocodiles that live under the eucalyptus trees that the Koalas live in......., think about it...

nice.....

Love It..!!

Ahh.., very very true...

Hmm, yup, I hear you.., I suppose I am still a newbie to some degree and I sometimes can't help but compare one of mine that gets rejected with one that passes for someone else and say to myself 'what is the difference'.., so again sorry for making waves.

Not that I am trying to start a fight with the Mods'.., just friendly discussion.....

Ah-haa..!! Airman you just hit the nail on the head, 'Artistic Expression', it does not need to be "Funny Enough", as long as it is SFW then I feel the Mod's should publish it and let the community be the judge of if its "Funny Enough", what ya reckon..??

Nice picture of a great set of Norks.., but sorry I cant see how it connects to a 70's song about a h**el & casino burning down in Switzerland..?? but definitely 4L for the Norks..!!

On that poster the fine print under the word PERSEVERANCE reads '...and you sooner or later will get a poster past the mods that is funny enough'.

hmmmmm.., how did you get these ph**os Steph..??

From what I had heard the wife actually was making these for him..., I think she was looking for a way out and found it..!! p.s - I see n******..!!

Exactly CC.., the very point I am trying to make.., but maybe its been lost in my translation as well...

Watch out for 'Kitty-Galore'..!!

Richard..?? Richard Branson.., is that you..??

ok, bets on.., how long before some Nazi Emo decides that Bieber is the devil and try's to do him in..??

Love it Iceman.., you must be part Kiwi..??

yeah baby..!!, the 'cone'.., man I need to get there this year...

Looks like she will require the use of the Oranges for a few more years yet...

cannot resist the power of the egg noodle...

Heavy seas.., is that a term that female sailors use..??

ah huh ah huh ah huh.., with those 4 I sure could offload some baggage...

d*** Funny...

Yes.., yes that is right.., 2 blond beer's at the same time.., now I can only afford 1 at a time...

hahaha.., trust you airman... 5 tooth paste tube bombs for you...

Geepers pzykosiz.., if it got cold enough right now for you guys down under and turned all that water to snow, you guys would be in the middle of your own Ice Age..!!

Ahh.., yes Vegas.., my one and only trip to Vegas has wonderful memories, no there was no chimp or chicken involved.., but a very active set of blond twins...!! sigh.., those were the days...

Love It..!! and MilDoc, man you should have made your comment a follow on poster...

he wont be cumming out of the pool for a while I would say...

Love the layout / fonts Ice.., and classic captions as well..., very tidy

Worth every bit of the $800..., you can achieve quite a bit in an hour when you are motivated...

Hah.., I did this once on my brothers BMX.., lost control and ran straight into a tree, bent the forks back so far that the front wheel was touching the frame..!! ahh the memories...

Congrats Cubby on the picture.., I tried to use this one a few months ago and got rejected as it was to naughty with the erect n******..!!?? so well done for getting it past the mod's... 5 erect lions for this one...

The only regret I have is that I have grown up in one of the best era's ever and did not realise how much more fun I could have had until it was to late..!! i'm off to cry again...

Especially when you show their Boss the video footage of them playing with themselves during company time..!!

True, true, true..., sadly very very true.., i'm off to cry now...

OH MY GOSH..!! you really do know how to find them Cubby...., she is 'Booty-ful'..!!

mmmm.., yum.., slightly crunchy with a soft warm gooey centre..

Love it.., not what I expected at all.., very funny..!! a 5L'er for sure...

Hey ya guys, thanks heaps for all the comments, and I hear where you are all coming from.., the honest truth be known it is just really 'amsome' to be a part of the 'clan' and see all your efforts, and then also add my 'Kiwi' take on it as well...

aaah, I see.., reverse psychology.., ask for 1L's and get 5L's

BUT DO NOT FEAR..!! AS I WILL PERSEVERE...!!

Yeah I hear you guy's, and yes I agree this one is lame.., but there are a few that I have done that have held a 5 for sometime and then out of the blue it slips back.., I understand that is the nature of the game but just one 5L would be nice..!!

aaaaah...., 'Yay'.., bombed again..!!

QUICK...!!! someone hold down and restrain Cubby before he see's this one..!! awesome RL, I don't know where you find them but please keep searching...

This is Brilliance..!! love how it still has an avionics theme.., 5 flocking birds for you Airman...

Honestly I know what you mean.., and I truly tried to find one less pixillated but this was it, and I just liked the look on the Horses face to much.., I think its priceless...

Yeah.., but what I want to know is are ya doing the 'actions' as well..??

RIP Leslie..!! so many great laughs over the years.., my favorite would had to have been the 'Inflatable Auto Pilot' getting a BJ in Flying High..., that was a comic masterpiece...!!

Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!

pi__ing myself.., Fantastic piece of work...

I have to agree with Rerun.., especially the.....

Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...

Sorry Sorbe.., but I beat you to this idea back on August 31st.., great minds think alike...!!

Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...

ahh yes..., the wisdom of youth...

love it.., very original... 5 stinky inner soles...

'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...

Ha..!! love it.., I can just see the 'polishing motion' as well..!!

Thats easy.., you just hide inside the 'carcass' of Mary the obese kitchen hand in the cafeteria until the shooting stops..!!

I believe a 'Rubber Glove' is also featured in the screening process.., is this true..??

'effing brilliant'..!! this is quite simply a masterpiece..!! 5 Baloney Sammiches...

how could you say no..?? 5ls cubby.., yet another work of art...

Ahhahaha..., love it..!! with brown alert is there also a smell that goes with that..??

Ah.., where would we be if it was not for the 'Victoria Secrets Sweetheart Neckline'...., fashion, ya gotta love it...

Yes.., and the 'honor' badge is REALLY different...!!

Well done mate.., this is superb..!! 5 missing lions for you...

I feel your pain.., no, hang on.., its just indigestion... ( 5l's this is fantastic )

Would you like fries with that order..??

As long as there is lubricant................

Love the 'nipple tweak' going on in the ph**o...

Sacriliciously Brilliant..!! 5 Happy weaner's for you...

Hahaha.., well done.., but I don't like where you are surfing for your pictures..!! 5 Happy tr***s for you...

I see that he has deployed the 'Air Brakes'...

Ahhh.., I know that hue anywhere.., 'Dulux - 17224 - Gonads Brown'.., I hope they remembered to use 'Pre Priming Blackhead Sealer' first...

I can hear the rear springs squeaking from here..!!

Booohoo, boohoohoo..., neither can I..!!

I like fortresses as well.., they tend to have DUNGEONS..!!