Bartimaeus's Last 100 Comments

Guitar always leads to heroine. And heroine sometimes leads to judging American Idol. 5

I always knew Ronal would go out like Pac...in a crowded place with no witnesses.

Dear God...How could I have made such a horrible mistake. I apologize for all the lives I've ruined and especially to you, good sir...though you didn't have one to begin with.

Well...they DID get captured. And the guy was a bigger ***k than Gary Oak.

@Rerun: Nothing about Good Times? lol

Osama! "Osama who?" Osama Bin...*BANG*BANG*BANG*

Thanks, Airman. Nice to be back. Here's an irony for you though. I've been gone for months and came back to find that I STILL average three forum posts a day. 5/5

There's a worse explitive he could have used. How would it take to clean THAT up? lol 5

So a condom is like anti-virus software? 5/5

I've been having the worst time quitting. Even my dog thinks I'm a douche at this point.

Speaking of imagination, is there a more eloquent way to say "fap fap fap?"

I'm surprised they didn't hit pean*ts

Then the race is on! 5/5

I thought the second "new" was part of the joke, suggesting she had multiple beaus. Still a 5/5

Is that an effing blow-up doll or just a country music star? 5/5

This is quite honestly one of the truest posters I've ever read. Also, I intend to set fire to each and every one of your homes and bang your respective wives/girlfriends/mothers....lol.

It seems like a well constructed joke. The ironic dialogue sets up the surprising/humorous turn of events, and the song lyrics change the tone in a way that is pretty funny. I would say this is a solid 4L, but I gave it a five.

Here's the remake.

Thanks. Today's a**ignment was to remake either your first or worst poster. I chose to do my first because...I didn't want to go anywhere near my worst, not even to poke it with a stick.

I'm not sure why, but I really like this one. I hear the song in my head when I read it. 5/5

And, like a pheonix, it has been reborn...remade, in the form of a much better poster. But this will always be my very first motifake.

Thanks, guys. This poster is actually a remake of the first motifake I ever made. Ah, memories...

Justin Bieber can no longer post on this site. jk

Why is the blind b**** driving! She missed the school by the three blocks, and a dozen children on the way.(Those are fifty points each)

thought*, not "this." Can't type today.

I for one, this those were well researched and thought-out suggestions. 5/5

TLDR> I agree.

Of course. This was a discussion, not an argument.

Is this from Leviticus? 5/5

But I figured out so many curse words. T-T

their real world situation. In other words, they focus to much on what life should be instead of what it could be. Of course, I could just be grasping at straws.

I see where you guys are coming from, and perhaps the problem here lies in the wording. Terms like "really" and "realize" make it seem like he's comparing real life to anime and saying real life comes up short. Real women < Anime women. But I think the

A$stounding stuff.

Agreed.

B00BIES! (.)(.)

Truer words were never put in poster form. 5/5

Right, we should be taking advice from a guy named "fasteddie." jk But Sotamayor is a fine piece...

Agreed. But, like a woman, this poster would be better without the period. Still, five for the sentiment.

I heard "Muff." 5/5

I can't find the card for "accidentally" putting a friend's cat in the microwave. 5/5

Wow, I think that is as n**** as one can legally be in public.

And here's 5 number ten. You're out, buddy!

I think you're confusing reading with driving.

Brilliant! 5/5

d***...typos. You people know I can't type fast. lol I'm going to start drafting my comments on Note Pad.

anime. Not that I'm by any means defending this as an "awesome poster." I'm just defending the broader idea behind it, and the anime poster genre.

too seriously. He's not calling himself a "playa," or saying that anime girls are better than real life. I sure no one would object to a poster saying "INDIANA JONES: twelve-thousand times cooler than you will ever be." It's the same concept, just with

What does this have to with masturbation. It's a comparison between fictional characters and those who enjoy watching them. It's not "***y Anime tit tit." It is an homage to anime character, and at the same time demotivational to those who take the series

Just trying to give some constructive criticism, man. Jeez. lol

Not a bad concept, but the execution could have been better. I think it's just the way the words lined up...doesn't look clean. I usually try to arrange the lines from longest to shortest in descending order. Word arrangement can really affect the feel.

Ah, yes Bleach...all the originality of Yu Yu Hakusho over again.

The mirror infinity?

Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5

I'm schvitzing over here! 5/5

Much thought went into my last comment. I hope you appreciate it.

Haha! s**t!

TTH had a beautiful ceremony.

I can't be bothered with semantics. I'm figuring out curse words. PENlS. @ss. A$$. bo0bs.

say*

And you can totally sat TlTS.

And I figured out how to say b00bies.

So he pulled a Jerry Lee Lewis? Or did Lewis pull an Edgar Allen?

Does Edgar Allan Poe have to smack a b****!? jk But do like this poster. It's not just a look-waht-I-found, but adds a whole new dimension with the caption. It's simple, and yet implies so much.

I agree with B00BIES! ...I mean...with this poster...5.

Women share beds with their beans. Perhaps it's Marley's song from the perspective of woman who's...treating herself.

I said it for Anna Nicole and I'll say it for this guy; he is EARNING that money. 5/5

I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5

Good night...and you know there are no REAL girls on the internet.

No, that was the other robot. My avatar did the kicking. lol

As a matter of fact, why doesn't that shark just eat those guys?

Does this yield any answers?

I just don't understand why the other dogs spoke more clearly, and had no trouble with R's.

Scooby-Dee and Scooby-Dumb, that was the bumpkins name. Here's a question. How come Scooby-Doo was the only one with a speech impediment?

I agree with the whole Scrappy-Doo thing, but what really sucked were all those spin-offs and shorts with Scooby's cousins. like the bumpkin one..

lol, 5, What if someone proposed via motifake?

You don't like Scrappy-Doo? But he has PU-PU-PU-PUPPY-POWERRRR! lol jk 5/5

Evil...5

I'm glad you guys like it. To be honest, I thought it wasn't going to get approved...what with its controversial message and "lady gaga" tag. lol

Though that wink makes me uneasy...5

Norman Rockwell is spinning in his grave!

5...and then you clog the toilet.

Highlander references!

Gingers...5

Baahhh ziiinnnggg~

Everyone knows my stance on anime posters. I think, as a genre, they've gotten a bad rap. 5/5

We're one cucumber away from thirty-four.

Zeus is as hard as a rock! 5/5

Live fions!

Yeah, lol, I saw it and a caption hit me so I figured...since everyone else is using it...

Just started checking it out. That Zaku-looking one that chick pilots looks awesome. Those little drones she fires off kind of remind me of the Rose Gundam from G.

How much is rental? Could one lease a ***b?

***bies are blessing bestowed upon all women...and some men.

Why would you only give one away?

The name Tartimaeus makes me sound like a wh***. And everyone knows that the Chinese taste of Soy sauce.

Last I checked my word was plural...and spelled with "t." T!

Aunt Bob seems to get around. He/she was in the kangaroo poster too. 5/5

What? The only other good rhymes I could think of were "bled" or "fed" and the sentences that went with those were gross.

O, Ice, come on! That's legitimately funny. 5/5

Chinese toys taste like lead,

Masterfully done, Rerun. You are far more subtle than your television namesake. 5/5