LogicDude's Last 100 Comments

O RLY?

"When Havoc equals "Hardons" Hammy wins"...I think that's a haikuuuuuuuu Mooooooooo.

Someone get Cubby - apparently he's playing in traffic. Again.

What do you and a mallard with a cold have in common? One's a sick duck; I forget the rest but your Mother's a wh***!

If stolen from the MiniBar it costs more than the kid!

Cubby: "My, how you've *ahem* grown..."

That's because you were educated in the back of a van down by the river.

Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz

She "marinated" them in a special way just for you Aggy...a la the Clinton Cigar Special!

In Living Color rocked. Homie the Clown and the Fly Girls - we first saw J-Lo's a** on that show fer cryin out loud! X-Files was lame. Same thing with Deep Space 9...too many Star Trek spin-offs were "spun" - and that was the beginning of a bad trend!

Do fake ID's work in reverse? You know...if I got one that SAID I was only 16?

When I saw this, the strangest 70s p*** soundtrack started playing in my head...bow-chicka-chicka-bow-bow-chicka-booooow!

Very small rocks!

I'm hungry for Kung Pao. Anyone else? Anyone?

Nice under***b!

Jaeger really isn't intended to be used as a regular bar drink/sh**. In Germany a single sh** is sipped to settle the stomach. In America sh**s are slammed until all stomach contents come back up.

This isn't the droid you're looking for *throws her over shoulder and runs off*

Something all too many people forget these days. Excellent Aggy!!! 5 Lions saluting from this old Veteran!!!

Anime p*** forseti...just beware of the tentacles.

INTENTIONS! The word is spelled INTENTIONS! Don't you people have a dictionary!? Spellcheck!? JESUS!!! Whew...I feel better now...thanks Monkey.

Or "free oranges"

So, would making eye contact in this case be the polite thing to do?

Must...control...Inner...Spelling...Nazi...

Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.

Oktoberfest rocks! I lived in Munich for 3 very happy years...if Kim K had been there I would have stayed even longer!

Had a free lunch already at Stratford Culinary Institute - don't laugh, it was prepped by Chefs! Dinner is at Applebees in a few!

Bathe her, and bring her to me.

There's somthin' fishy going on here...

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

Semantics? You wanna see some antics come by Pat's on a Friday night!

The pleasure is mine...wait - I'm still thinking about the "Mental Masturbation" poster. My bad. And btw - nice poster!

In the Golden Era of Motifake we called that type "Timmy" and Greybeards hunted them mercilessly, tacking their bloody pelts to the hoods of our car.

TheABC would be TheABS in England. The more you know...

Just like they spell "Defense" like "Defence" and the American word "Fence" is "Fense" over there.

Crabs.

But your Mother makes Canadian spaghetti...she uses ketchup instead of marinara and mooooooose in her meatballs. And that was the American spelling of "Moose"...not the British version which is "Mooce"...

That Airman fella looks sharp in his hat. He was in the Navy you know! That's why they call him Culos. Eggplant?

Indian Maidens...they taste like chicken.

And yet this show is totally amsome!

Timmies in the open, VT in effect, over.

d***...now THAT is demotivating! "Brother can you spare 5 Lions?"

That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!

I'd hit it like Barry Bonds.

Wristwatch? Does Moooooooooo know Charlie Sheen by any chance?

If you could reach, why would you be here?

Zzzzzzzzing!!!

Good to see ya TTH. Hey - look at your hat! Who has a nice hat? YOU have a nice hat! Don't you? Don't you!? Yes you do! YES you DO! Down. DOWN! Sit...stay!

Like Mr. Happy McSquealy and the Earmuff Twins?

But where was...oh wait. I get it. I'm right...here. Where's Moooooooooo with the Jamesons when ya need him!?

Duck Soup? You quack me up Aggy!

Hawk Hooch?

We jutht need thome warm wather pleathe!

Dang Gubmint blocked me with a firewall...but I will have my Motifake! It. Is. My. DESTINY! Or is it "density"? I always mix up Motifake and "Back to the Future"...

I liked Cubby version LOL better. Now he's all uppity with his ***y pictures...d*mmit.

Falcon Aide....OH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

Um, yeah. Why is Cubby using so many of those - what are they called? Oh yeah! Words...why are there so many words in your posters now? They keep distracting me...

Didn't steroid use make Barry Bonds' head bigger, while his features stayed the same size? Maybe Rosie is trying to break into the big leagues.

Speaking of picking sores...how's your Cubana GF? Or have you moved on? Or did she float to a new country? j/k! well....maybe anyway.

Thats just an effect of smoking pineapple express. Makes her bewbs look bigger too.

I'd nail Rosie...I'd have to gag her first though. I could use my tail.

Is it my imaginaion, or did Pat put on a few pounds while I was gone? Looks like she has a little more junk in her trunk...

Holy cow! Mooooooooooooo is still bangin' Aggy's leavings and Aggy is still hanging out with Paris "thats not my purse" Hilton (so that's why you're snifflin' eh?)...I hope this place NEVER changes!

This upyours fella seems like a bit of a douche...survey says: DING! DING! DING! Or has this Timmy wannabe changed his tune since this poster?

They said I had to go to rehab. I said no. The I said it 2 more times. What? Think I want Amy Winehouse hitting me with a trademark lawsuit?

And never, ever ask for your meat "rare"...

*SMACK!* Watch yer mouth ya whippersnapper! I'm gonna wash out yer mouth...where's that bar of soap at? Wait - I'll bet Timmy took it again...he goes down to the YMCA and drops it over and over again in the shower. Thinks he'll make friends that way.

Ahhhhh yes...old times. Hey! *SMACK!* Who you callin' OLD!?

*SMACK!* Hey...I really DO feel better...

Did I just hear wood creaking?

Is Moses carrying an ancient iPad? Man! Everyone has those dang things but me!

Looks like they painted over the "FREE CANDY" wording there on the side...

And do NOT ask me how I feel about WebSense at all...stupid program...blocking Motifake...D*MMIT!

Well guys...I gotta go. I have some medicine to take and I gotta wash my feet. Hope to get back on more often!

Wait - you didn't think it was just that your feet smelled that bad...did you?

That's all well and good until one gives him worms...then he's drag-racing across the carpets and your bedsheets.

That name works: "My name is Danger....Danger Waffles...and it's the last name you'll ever hear!" (commences leg humping)

Ummm...all DOGS, that is...

Dangerous game yer playin' Rerun...kids hear you calling that dog and they could ALL be in danger of being eaten!

ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!!

I know! We can stay up late telling manly stories - and in the morning? I'm making waffles!

It's not the hair in my soup that bothers me...it's that my soup seems to be growing hair.

She had the nicest beard...

Reminds me of my Grammy Dude.

Sure...long as I don't have to sit across from you at dinnertime.

Rerun? The avatar? Creepy no?

Finally got a chance to get on here...the Gubmint blocked the site so it's ahrder to get time to check in on youse guys.

ALright - keep it down in here! You're scaring Patricia's monkey!

LOL! The dolphin even has the "DO NOT WANT!" look!

LOL TOC - Was that Cubby you were screaming "Oh Daddy!" to?

"hunting Tawiban" would have been even funnier and a lot less racist.

What? I thought Canada was kinda like Puerto Rico, but with Meeese instead of Rum.

All I found were pics of OMGWTF GRAMMY!?!?!?!?

Or as we later found out, MALT stood for "Masquerading As (a)Lesbian Timmy"

Hmmmmm...a Bacon Onesie?

Judging by "Mom" I'd say that's no dog, just one uuuuuugly kid! And LOL @ Heat-Miser! Could be his Missus!

It's not the peeking in the windows that's so bad...it's when he humps your leg after. 5L!

Hallo Coosin Larry! Balki Bartokomous FTW!

You forgot to list "Blacksmith" LOL!

So do we have another Signe on our hands?

Sweeeeet! 5L!