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theyuk - Jul 26, 2016 7:36pm, #267870


Screen wrap was on.



theyuk - Jul 24, 2016 9:40pm, #267857


400, but we just need the carrier wave, not guidance lock.



theyuk - Jun 19, 2016 12:14pm, #267668


Why a**ume I'm not?



theyuk - Jun 12, 2016 1:00pm, #267629


God donut! Text cut off-should read Three-foot Pooper Scooper.



theyuk - May 19, 2016 8:24pm, #267439


Contact lens case-don't wanna sacrifice style!



theyuk - Apr 24, 2016 7:22pm, #267257


VORTEX. Temporal vortex. Sorry 'bout that.



theyuk - Mar 3, 2016 9:56pm, #266316


Well, I hadda' look.



theyuk - Mar 3, 2016 9:55pm, #266315


It's time travel-when is irrelevant.



theyuk - Mar 3, 2016 9:52pm, #266314


Things ya' hear in Texas: "You want a Coke?" "Awright." "What flavor?" "Dr. Pepper."



theyuk - Dec 6, 2015 9:57pm, #264367


So MANY things wrong with this; I'll start simply. . . 1. There's no optic, how do you aim it, and. . . 2. What are you hunting with a less lethal launcher?



theyuk - Oct 26, 2015 8:12pm, #263565


Nope. It is not commonly known, but the gestation period for a first baby is highly variable-in this case, less than two months! Second-or more-babies take nine months.



theyuk - Oct 21, 2015 10:40pm, #263497


It'5 particularly beautiful 'cause I don't have to clean it up!



theyuk - Oct 17, 2015 8:48pm, #263420


Thank you, Ma'am. Glad to hear from you.



theyuk - Oct 17, 2015 12:11pm, #263402


Sorry, I don't know the place, and wouldn't be allowed in anyway.



theyuk - Oct 8, 2015 7:14pm, #263265


The cat moved in with the rotund guy down the block. I think they have something to do with powdered drink mixes.



theyuk - Aug 4, 2015 11:10am, #262254


Then the second week. Then the third. . .



theyuk - May 18, 2015 12:29am, #261248


177200



theyuk - Apr 13, 2015 7:06pm, #260779


Ohhh. . . I read it wrong. I'm stayin' in that night.



theyuk - Apr 12, 2015 6:47pm, #260763


She just hasn't been right since that house landed on her sister.



theyuk - Mar 6, 2015 11:33pm, #260252


I have to resist the urge to add "all natural ricin" or "contains the USRDA of asbestos" to these. Five angry Lions for you!



theyuk - Feb 28, 2015 8:49pm, #260180


Our elders sometimes add a supplication to the goddess "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"



theyuk - Feb 27, 2015 1:22pm, #260166


And appreciated more than predicted.



theyuk - Feb 26, 2015 4:14am, #260142


Much like the band, this thread's got Legs.



theyuk - Feb 25, 2015 8:46pm, #260124


Wow-I had to Double Back to get it.



theyuk - Feb 24, 2015 10:40pm, #260086


It's the world's oldest and largest MMORPG, and causes Windows to lag.



theyuk - Feb 21, 2015 12:00am, #260027


Nowadays, the best place to find super-smart monkeys is. . . this site!



theyuk - Feb 19, 2015 10:15pm, #260008


This is Texas, sir. Our tags go to 11.



theyuk - Feb 19, 2015 6:55pm, #259998


^into a friend^



theyuk - Feb 19, 2015 6:53pm, #259997


The surest way to get rid of an enemy is to turn him into friend. Then stab him in the throat when he ain't lookin'.



theyuk - Feb 16, 2015 8:43pm, #259931


That was a crime against common decency. Well played.



theyuk - Feb 13, 2015 7:06pm, #259871


The pilot light in my furnace just went out, because THAT POST CONTAINS ALL THE BURN THIS UNIVERSE CAN SUPPORT!



theyuk - Feb 13, 2015 7:02pm, #259870


You are an evil, evil, evil, evil, clever person. Thank you for hitting that one out of the park.