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VEGETARIANS - explain to me how you're supposed to 'humanely' kill something... demotivational poster

demotivational poster VEGETARIANS
 #17490 Created August 23, 2008

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A Vegetarian - April 10, 2009, 8:41 am
How to kill something humanely, 1. NO2 + Mouth = unconscious chicken. 2. Kill.
Claire - February 24, 2009, 7:32 pm
Animals have the right to be tasty.
Asbestos - November 28, 2008, 1:50 am
But... Gas chambers... Extreme torture... I'm going to have to give those up for the Greenies? I... I think I need some time along with my belongings...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 30, 2008, 1:39 am
Well, if you mean Colonel Sanders, he was killed humanely. They just force fed him eleven hundred pounds of KFC through a funnel, while keeping him locked in a small cage with his beak clipped off!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 12:09 pm
You know, like how animals die in the wild. Either starve it to death, or chase it down tear it apart violently while it flails around.
RII - August 23, 2008, 11:30 pm
With my teeth? I hear the cries of the carrots...
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TEEN PREGNANCY - The statistics are significantly true! demotivational poster


TAGS: teen pregnancy

demotivational poster TEEN PREGNANCY
anfa67  #17470 Created August 23, 2008

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:28 pm
Ahhh, but it doesn't say 25 YEARS. Definitely teen pregnancy drops off after the age of 25 months. And wouldn't a 113-119 year old be a "teen"? There's definitely a drop-off in rate of teen pregnancy between 19 and 113 year old females. Eh. I tried.
LOLOLOL - April 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
Pregnancy: the one thing comedy shows never make fun of.
Sean - December 9, 2008, 6:28 pm
Actually, the stats are wrong (referring to poster's text). It's impossible for there to be any kind of drop AT 25. And man am I bored out of my skull right now.
aPauling - August 23, 2008, 8:00 pm
Call me a p***, but I wouldn't touch a teenager over 19 years old.
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ELBOWS - I'm pretty sure they shouldn't bend that way demotivational poster


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demotivational poster ELBOWS
KP  #17462 Created August 23, 2008

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DrunkenDave101 - August 24, 2009, 10:05 am
Guess what, its cringe o'clock
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DR. STEVE BRULE - For your health!!! demotivational poster


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Kevin  #17456 Created August 23, 2008

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