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DEATH

While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.

Creator: boeweizer









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boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 6:49 am, #187974
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 6:55 am, #187975
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 1:48 pm, #188011
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 6:13 pm, #188056
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:53 pm, #188114
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 7:12 pm, #188299
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 7:14 pm, #188301
As if it matters.
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