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HAND WASHING

A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.

Creator: spanko1









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maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 8:53 am, #228802
Good Stuff.
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 9:23 am, #228809 
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 9:25 am, #228810 
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 2:22 pm, #228834
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 3:21 pm, #228837
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 9:51 am, #228875
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
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