What comes after Acceptance? I hope it's baiting an anthrax dusted bear trap with cans of guiness ... or please make it "baiting an anthrax dusted bear trap with cans of guiness" ... pleasepleaseplease *crosses fingers*
Sean 2:9 - The path of the motifaker is beset on all sides by the inequities of tunnels and the tyrrany of the conservatives. d***ed is he, who in the name of canada and atheism, posts witty motifakes repeatedly to a 2-point end.
d***. We were moving furniture today and it's never a good idea to wander about at night without turning on the lights afterward. I just about killed myself on the piano in the kitchen and woke everyone up.
I just looked under the approval queue and it seems that somebody tried to post a loving tribute to me. For some reason it was rejected for being an "attack poster". Now I wonder what that could mean...
Sse was a serious hater at first... nothing but criticizing posters and making stupid comments on them. She shaped up after awhile, but before disappearing awhile back, she started getting critical again. Never earned her stripes to be how she was - IMO
Actually, when I go out with my mom, we go to the donkey-on-woman show in a tent near the tequila bar. There are finer shows to see in Vegas, but this one reminds her of when I was conceived. It's a mother's day tradition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 7:12 pm, #176416
LMAO!!!!!!! they should have left him at the border....
One can only use ping pong balls for so long before inevitably having to trade up... just to keep the pneumatics effective. Suffice to say, my mom can now pitch a breaking slider with a softball that'd make a Nolan Ryan pitch look like T-Ball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 7:19 pm, #176419
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 8:00 pm, #176448
Make a joke...take a joke.......There is no in between....that is all. I like you ICEMAN but if you have sand in your v-jayjay......You're in the wrong place. We're all friends here...don't be a downer.
I'm on my 6th Guinness.... listening to irish folk songs... with a cuban cutie asleep in my bed. I mean, if there was a heaven... well, she'd be awake, good at oral, and Puerto Rican. But I digress... so, Captain's Organ for you?
There is a drink that another ex gf (puerto rican) made... called "coquito" - it is a panty remover like no other. Talk all you want about any other alcohol, but this thing - in my 15 years in the h**el/casino industry, nothing was closer to "spanish fly"
She used Bacardi 151, and baked the coconut herself... it was amazingly lethal. Didn't EVER make a girl pass out, but warmed and buzzed like nothing on the market. She got paid handsomely for making it. Made girls willing, not wasted.
Whose hole? I mean, if it's Paris Hilton... well, that's gonna stick with you... like a charge you can't get sealed. But if it's.... oh, say... Celine Dion... well, then you're scarred for life. Now, Andy ***k? I'm starting to stray here...
Nah... never did. Mooooo is gentle. But, he got rid of my gag reflex by sneaking up on it from the other end... smart guy! It was tough, as I am marginally taller than his girlfriend, and there was concern that he couldn't get it that far in....
Windy? You must only visit in March and April. But, we do het dust storms from the Mohave desert... it's a small valley. I compare it to when you're baking... and you open the oven... that burst of h** air? That's Vegas.
Friends, motifakers, regulars and noobs... lend me your ear. It's not against motifake policy to give a 1L on a poster. It is, however, good advice to not give multiple tribute or moderator posters 1Ls just to get revenge.
Do not target, do not carpet bomb, do not hate... these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. For if you do, one day you will try to log in, and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Attention noobs: we love that you love to make posters. But please try quality over quantity... today was an embarrassment. Everyone pads their cache basement here... just try not to lay the entire foundation in one day.
I swear.... I'm going to keep getting tighter and tighter with this stuff. It's gotten odd... timmys aren't bombers and bombers aren't timmys... the bombers don't announce what they dislike. I'll just keep watcing the vote log, and I'll ban accordingly.
Heading out... I have a place that will turn my motifake avatar into thhose stickers for the car window... MUST HAVE NOW! Time til my car is damaged as a result of someone recognizing the avatar? Inside of the 1st kilometer after application.
I'm an OG (real gangsters)... and although many have stories of when they played high school or college football, baseball, etc... glory days stuff... I've lived 3 lives already. Life is boring now... and I'm supposed to be stable?
Don't know, really. Just bored. Ex gf (cuban) has been out of the country, and I'm really just relaxing and enjoying not waking up at 4:30am on saturday to go for a walk on the strip. Guess I'm just being old while I can.
I know, I know... at 36 years old, I was toying around with a restaurant hostess (almost 20 years old)... and she just ran me into the ground. Now, I keep to the mid-to-late 20's. Still... just too much. Very masochistic.
Dude, you have your own style & it works. It is fun to see how you can take an every day pic & turn it into gold. Meanwhile, I have to feed off of a funny pic & try to embellish. Yours is the harder task in my opinion.
I go through dozens of pictures at a time, and most do nothing... but some speak to me. If the pic doesn't make an idea leap instantly, I move on. That's where yours is such an ability... you're turning Toyotas into Ferraris.
An appreciation for ego S&M is required to survive here. Grey gets the credit for banning your bomber today, Cubby... he made a serious run at your stuff. Got your top 10 posters before he was noticed.
LOL! Indians are often mistaken for terrorists, but they're not. Would someone who hands out bourbon chicken samples at Hickory Farms with such enthusiasm really hate the US? And nobody wears sweat pants, dress shoes and white tube socks with such pride.
Having a high tolerance is only useful when you're a teen girl... hanging around Ice. Otherwise, it's a financial burden. It's fine, I'm sure... as long as you didn't drag your mattress into the neighbor's yard.
i was zigzaggin up the street, and stumbled and fell and then caught a little shuteye. there was a snow angel on his lawn later on that afternoon. this all happened thursday. I been mortified to look him in the eye since.