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This guy is prepared, are you???

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Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:39 pm,
Not as much as I like, but probably better than most.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:40 pm,
SKS, spas12, daewoo K2... Badnews for the Ghouls.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:43 pm,
Am I the only one who would just steal a tank?
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:50 pm,
From your neighbor?
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 12:51 pm,
I am not at all prepared. The most lethal thing I own is a fork. Or maybe my guitar, it's heavy I guess.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:52 pm,
I have strange neighbors.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:53 pm,
If you live in England, I think you are allowed a club, maybe a sling.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 12:56 pm,
Why would I want to shoot a zombie? In this god-foresaken, desolate wasteland, with nary a creature stirring as far as my eyes can see? I'd welcome another ambulatory being to share my nature walks with.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 12:57 pm,
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:59 pm,
Wait, but are we talking African or European zombies?
Ed-Hyde - July 15, 2009, 1:10 pm,
Hazt to be European zombies. Can't be racist don'tcha know. I have a bush-axe and a sh**gun. I'm covered. Long enough to trip my best friend and run for it.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:30 pm,
Rule one of zombie survival, Organize before they rise!
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:31 pm,
rule two; Use their head, cut off theirs
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm,
borrowed from Max Brooks book?
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:38 pm,
of course, The Zombie Survival Guide, a must own for fighting the living dead
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm,
I got the audiobook. I have listened to it several times. It is very funny.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:47 pm,
knowledge is our best weapon
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:18 pm,
You've got red on you.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 2:31 pm,
You don't have to be faster than the zombie, just the slowest person running from said zombie.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 2:45 pm,
In any disaster, the fat guy should always be pushed down first, especially if you're on a staircase. That way all obstacles are out of your way and you can have a good laugh while you're at it.
JingleWolf - June 14, 2010, 11:43 pm,
This person is missing the very essential rifle every good revolutionary/survivor needs. A good old Mosin-Nagant!
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:12 am,
Jingle - He has a nice bolt action already, but for the price a good M-44 would not be a bad idea, if for nothing else, to trade for some guys 17-year old daughter... ERR UHH I mean his truck, yeah... his truck... or some gold.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:13 am,
4th from the left. I can't quite tell if it's a Remington 700 or a Savage.
Bartimaeus - June 15, 2010, 10:52 am,
A knife is the best weapon for a zombie apocalypse, because blades don't need reloadin'. Also, EVERYONE RUNS FASTER WITH A KNIFE!
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:02 am,
I got a pushbar on my truck :)
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:03 am,
and enough firearms in my neck of the woods to hold off a russian invasion
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 11:17 am,
We Canadians need not fear Zombies...We plan to line the borders with the Quebecois. They'll a**ume that none of us have brains and move on.
MeIsGerman - July 25, 2015, 9:27 pm,
All I have is an Airsoft M92FS Inox, a huge amount of Gun Knowledge and the old MPi/KMS Bajonet of my Grandpa. Is this enough?
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