I need a super large printer so I can print this and post it up in my bedroom... need to buy a superlarge printer... need money... need to go get a job...
doofenshmirtz - August 25, 2009, 10:07 am, #111890
Holy F#@k that was awesome. Dude did you find this somewhere or make it up yourself? I don't think I can keep my paper hat anymore. HEY! rico1845 here's my paper hat and keys your the boss now. F#@k this place I am going to get a girl!! Mom I'm movin.
I'll take a wild guess that you're a 35 year old tech support guy that just moved out of his mothers basement and just recently started dating his second girlfriend ever so he thinks he has everything figured out and his world is in complete balance.
All right! That's enough of that ****. That's two seperate Timmys bashing the hell out of two Greybeards in less than an hour. WTF? Liam and Freestyler? You had better think twice about any future negative posts.
I'm imagining the guy writing down all that: "Do this... blablabla... Then this... blablabla... girls are that so you have to do this... blablabla... LEAVE ME ALONE MOMMY!!... do this... blablabla.. You're a loser and I'm not... blablabla..."
BadassHardcoreInternetToughGuy - August 31, 2009, 9:09 am, #113542
Alpha male = a doormat who hates his life. Gotcha.
suc? I think that is suck....er such. Thanks - I will leave a big tim...and a new submission in the Q just for AK
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 4:59 pm, #129124
...How about I stick to the job I have that I actually like, and disregard the rest of this ****?
I mean, how more masochistic can you get? Keep 'loving' some chick (which you practically won through gifts due to your desperation) despite everything? Wow
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 5:02 pm, #129126
And the part about pretending to be a good person for a year will make you one? Genius. Sure works with politicians. Oh wait.
aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 10:06 am, #136518
Aye. Everyone who's ever had a job thinks "I hate ye all; iffen I could, I'd kill every last one of ye." Ye only do it cause ye need it for money for stuff. A job ye love? There's always a catch. If it's playin games, ye gotta play the bad ones.
Oh. My. God... took me half an hour to read the poster... another 20 minutes to read the comments and LogicDude... I hate you, because every single poster that I'll post from now on I'll want to compare to this...
And then fail... and quietly go into the corner of suck and slit my wrists due to the pathetic attempts that I make... this postr is not worth 5L's, but I give you 5L's for there is no number high enough to ever come close.
And to all these mesely f***s that try to blow you down... lame-liam-matt, ryan, Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy, rivers, anonymous with her asparagus fingers and all the rest, I want to see them make a poster that is even CLOSE to be this good