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HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFEThe "Quit bitching about the bitches" editionCreator: LogicDude  |  Comment using Facebook |
Derek - August 24, 2009, 3:16 pm, #111651
| It's the modern-day bible for young male internet addicts. |
Jas - August 24, 2009, 4:34 pm, #111706
| Yes - and hilarity for us visitors of the Internet. |
LD0ne - August 24, 2009, 5:46 pm, #111712
| great.. now i'm more depressed then i was before.. god i hate this life |
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 5:49 pm, #111714
| Dr. Kevorkian is a nice guy...try giving him a call. I'm sure he can help. |
Sean - August 24, 2009, 6:00 pm, #111716
| He cured my nag! |
Weapon X - August 25, 2009, 12:06 am, #111797
| LD...you f***ing rock...there's really nothing else to be said about it. |
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 2:23 am, #111859
| wow... just wow. after taking all that in, im gonna go sit in the corner for a while and think about things. yeah thats what im going to do. |
rico1845 - August 25, 2009, 5:48 am, #111880
| wow...now if it didn't have all of the cursing, you could use that as a motivational speaker lol |
eh - August 25, 2009, 7:05 am, #111888
| I need a super large printer so I can print this and post it up in my bedroom... need to buy a superlarge printer... need money... need to go get a job... |
doofenshmirtz - August 25, 2009, 7:07 am, #111890
| Holy F#@k that was awesome. Dude did you find this somewhere or make it up yourself? I don't think I can keep my paper hat anymore. HEY! rico1845 here's my paper hat and keys your the boss now. F#@k this place I am going to get a girl!! Mom I'm movin. |
Woodywood03a - August 25, 2009, 1:15 pm, #112009
| ok, looking around.(Hoping nobody can see who is behind him now.) |
Spangle - August 25, 2009, 3:14 pm, #112046
| this took me half a f***ing hour to read -.- |
Guest091 - August 26, 2009, 5:21 am, #112158
| I don't know, you might a bigger explanation than this. lol |
Liam - August 26, 2009, 12:07 pm, #112236
| Make rash generalizations of other peoples lives and how they can fix them based on personal experiences you've had in your own pathetic life. That's how you fail at life. |
Liam - August 26, 2009, 12:08 pm, #112238
| I'll take a wild guess that you're a 35 year old tech support guy that just moved out of his mothers basement and just recently started dating his second girlfriend ever so he thinks he has everything figured out and his world is in complete balance. |
Liam - August 26, 2009, 12:09 pm, #112240
| You basically just exposed the entirety of your dismal existence to millions of strangers over the internet whether you realized it or not. |
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 12:15 pm, #112246
| You're ALMOST right Lame, ummm Liam? Matt? Anyway...I'm still with my FIRST GF! Yup! Been emailing her over the net for a whole WEEK now! I think she's almost ready to type the "L" word! |
MO - August 26, 2009, 12:24 pm, #112249
| All right! That's enough of that ****. That's two seperate Timmys bashing the hell out of two Greybeards in less than an hour. WTF? Liam and Freestyler? You had better think twice about any future negative posts. |
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 12:25 pm, #112251
| Woot, congratulations Logic!!! You ROCK!!! Psst, I think Lame likes you. |
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 12:27 pm, #112252
| Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned I had a GF then...hope that didn't scare him off! He sounds keen! |
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 12:27 pm, #112253
| I bet he looks just like Jalford, dreamy! (crap, just threw up in my mouth) |
Oh c'mon! - August 26, 2009, 4:45 pm, #112353
| Pretty extreme generalization, but this seems geared toward internet losers from 4**** as oppoosed to real life people. |
ryan - August 26, 2009, 6:43 pm, #112385
| i hate people who think they haev the answers to evertthing. |
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 6:47 pm, #112387
| Looks like LD hit the nail on the head for ryan! |
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 6:48 pm, #112389
| I hate people who don't bother to spell check. |
Robert - August 27, 2009, 12:44 pm, #112587
| We should go sarging LogicDude :D |
david - August 27, 2009, 9:59 pm, #112674
| i hate people who hate people wu dont spell chek. |
david - August 27, 2009, 9:59 pm, #112675
| btw that was a joke. |
Mal - August 28, 2009, 7:19 pm, #112895
| That was awesome. Simply awesome. I wish I could post this at the prison I work at. |
Mal - August 28, 2009, 7:22 pm, #112896
| Hey, I'm not Big Bry, but someone I work with might be... |
Hypercat-Z - August 29, 2009, 1:52 pm, #113098
| I'm imagining the guy writing down all that: "Do this... blablabla... Then this... blablabla... girls are that so you have to do this... blablabla... LEAVE ME ALONE MOMMY!!... do this... blablabla.. You're a loser and I'm not... blablabla..." |
BadassHardcoreInternetToughGuy - August 31, 2009, 6:09 am, #113542
| Alpha male = a doormat who hates his life. Gotcha. |
whatever - September 7, 2009, 11:30 am, #115757
| go skinny dipping, travel, or even read a f*cking book. you can get laid without using any time consuming plans, it's in your DNA, use it. besides, there's more in life than giving it in the pooper. |
Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy - September 16, 2009, 10:52 am, #118367
| the guy who made this is obviously the faggot that sits inside all day and does nothing but make stupid **** like this |
rivers - September 16, 2009, 10:59 am, #118369
| guy below me you are so right. who ever made this is f***ing g** |
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 11:21 am, #118377
| *facepalm* |
Lolness - September 16, 2009, 11:31 am, #118380
| Lol Hahaha |
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 12:08 pm, #118394
| Do people not realize we can see whatever names they've used, or was that just a failed joke? |
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 5:51 pm, #120351
| This is the largest single dose of logic I have ever been given by any one individual. All hail the king of logic! *salute* |
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 5:51 pm, #120352
| This is the largest single dose of logic I have ever been given by any one individual. All hail the king of logic! *salute* |
anonymous - October 10, 2009, 5:50 pm, #125625
| I find this offensive. I have Aspergers syndrome and I'm not wasting my life away. Plus those ARE real diseases. They just affect the brain. |
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 6:25 pm, #125630
| anonymous... did you even read this thing? If so, you clearly do have Asparagusberg lettuce syndrome... because your ability to comprehend humor is absent. |
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 6:33 pm, #125632
| So.... 80% of the people that throw stuff in my approval Q have aspergers too? ...I know I whine about it all the time! I just hope people feel sorry for me and start to put some effort in! |
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 6:36 pm, #125633
| It comes with a side of unfunny mustard dressing, but since you're suc a valued member here... sure, low cal ranch for rerun. |
rerun - October 10, 2009, 6:39 pm, #125634 
| suc? I think that is suck....er such. Thanks - I will leave a big tim...and a new submission in the Q just for AK |
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 1:59 pm, #129124
| ...How about I stick to the job I have that I actually like, and disregard the rest of this ****? I mean, how more masochistic can you get? Keep 'loving' some chick (which you practically won through gifts due to your desperation) despite everything? Wow |
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 2:02 pm, #129126
| And the part about pretending to be a good person for a year will make you one? Genius. Sure works with politicians. Oh wait. |
aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 7:06 am, #136518
| the flo chart has a never ending loop problem |
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 1:53 am, #151601
| Bump for being two away from HoF |
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 10:14 am, #152411
| Congrats LogicDude on another HOF'er |
LogicDude - January 12, 2010, 2:35 pm, #152450
| WOOHOOOOO! Thanks Bone - and the Academy - Jesus - my Agent - and all the Timmys that made me try that much harder. |
rerun - January 12, 2010, 2:39 pm, #152451
| LD - talk louder....hard to hear in these nosebleed seats |
Airman - January 12, 2010, 3:35 pm, #152460
| congrats LD.. where's the after award party? |
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 4:41 pm, #157002
| Aye. Everyone who's ever had a job thinks "I hate ye all; iffen I could, I'd kill every last one of ye." Ye only do it cause ye need it for money for stuff. A job ye love? There's always a catch. If it's playin games, ye gotta play the bad ones. |
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 4:42 pm, #157003
| If it's ***, ye gotta have *** with ugly people. No matter what, it's gonna suck. The best ye can get is a job where ye don't wanna murder everyone within 5 miles of ye every day. |
AthenWhite - September 14, 2010, 2:06 am, #193745
| This is absolutely the worst advice I have ever heard in my life. This is how to fail at life. How completely focking moronic. |
5butjam - November 9, 2010, 3:24 pm, #202133
| Amazing poster LD, screw the disapprovers,one would often find they would need to consider a lot of this advice, however generalised it is! 5 alpha-lions! |
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:37 pm, #230774
| Oh. My. God... took me half an hour to read the poster... another 20 minutes to read the comments and LogicDude... I hate you, because every single poster that I'll post from now on I'll want to compare to this... |
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:39 pm, #230776
| And then fail... and quietly go into the corner of suck and slit my wrists due to the pathetic attempts that I make... this postr is not worth 5L's, but I give you 5L's for there is no number high enough to ever come close. |
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:43 pm, #230777
| And to all these mesely f***s that try to blow you down... lame-liam-matt, ryan, Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy, rivers, anonymous with her asparagus fingers and all the rest, I want to see them make a poster that is even CLOSE to be this good |
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:45 pm, #230778
| and then I'll still tell them to bend over so I can kick them in the a** with climbing boots and crampons... You are my new idol... All hail The epic Logic! |