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VISIONARY - demotivational poster


TAGS: combat dishes women fighting force thnx ag

demotivational poster VISIONARY
Reality Lord  #116937 Created September 20, 2010

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(4.88/5) - 16 votes

Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:00 am, #194657

and speaking of mila jovavich i found a great p*** site with tons of her early stuff. well...i'm off to bed now...after a quick stop at my fav p*** site...olo
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:48 am, #194656
ba dum dum ching
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:47 am, #194655
Because she's dead?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:37 am, #194654
I don't know if the pilot does dishes but I know Brittany Murphy doesn't
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:35 am, #194653
The pilot.
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am, #194652
the pilot or Brittany Murphy?
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am, #194651
Looks more like someone spliced Brittany Murphy and Mila Jovavich, or however her name is spelled.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 12:31 am, #194650

does she do dishes?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:22 am, #194649
that looks like Brittany Murphy
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I HAVE A SHARK - Your argument is invalid! demotivational poster


TAGS: i cant hear you over how amesome i am

demotivational poster I HAVE A SHARK
whatukno  #116906 Created September 19, 2010

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(4.27/5) - 44 votes

familyghost - September 20, 2010, 2:04 pm, #194714
the Old Spice guy should say this.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:14 am, #194675
sweet. 5L
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IS THE POPE CATHOLIC - demotivational poster


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy

demotivational poster IS THE POPE CATHOLIC
Hawamleh  #116903 Created September 19, 2010

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(3.55/5) - 33 votes

Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm, #203686
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm, #203685
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm, #197246
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am, #195691
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am, #194876
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am, #194874
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am, #194873
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am, #194663
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am, #194646
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am, #194645
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
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MAMMOGRAMS - can be uncomfortable for some women. So the next time you get one remember this picture and be glad you do not have a prostate demotivational poster

demotivational poster MAMMOGRAMS
AdmiralAckbar  #116901 Created September 19, 2010

33 shares


(4.85/5) - 27 votes

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2010, 2:51 am, #194661
That kinda thing really turns you on, eh Forseti?
forseti - September 20, 2010, 2:30 am, #194659
I love the expressions of their faces! 5!
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:32 pm, #194622

solid AA....5L's
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:24 pm, #194573
MY Dad Says, He Was Trained To Do IT In College Says I Dont Need A Doctor... Oh.. Oh DEAR GOD
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 7:49 pm, #194567
Then there's the choice of wine... and when he looks down there and says, oh... you'll want to go with red. Sigh.
GreyScorpion - September 19, 2010, 7:32 pm, #194565
I just hate when he lights those d*** candles beforehand....
AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 7:30 pm, #194564
Small hands are a strange requirement for a doctor
Claire - September 19, 2010, 7:25 pm, #194562
I don't know what's worse, to be honest.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 7:24 pm, #194561
And That My Is Why I Hate My Prostate.
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 7:23 pm, #194558
Bingo! 5L
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CREATIONISTS - demotivational poster


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom

demotivational poster CREATIONISTS
Reality Lord  #116891 Created September 19, 2010

32 shares


(4.47/5) - 30 votes

Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm, #255475

no
EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am, #255474
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm, #195519
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am, #195123
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am, #195122
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am, #195121
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am, #195120
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am, #195119
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm, #195061
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm, #194887
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
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