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WAR FACE - You can be wearing a life jacket and gardening gloves to a war and still look badass demotivational poster

demotivational poster WAR FACE
Phil  #858 Created January 12, 2008



31b - September 21, 2009, 1:10 pm
Other than one keeps you from drowning and the other can stop shards of metal and they look entirely different, they exactly the same
barockeva - November 12, 2008, 3:06 pm
Except he's wearing a lifejacket. That's the big orange thing around his neck.
aPauling - September 15, 2008, 3:35 pm
Life jacket... flack jacket... same difference, right?
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 #856 Created January 11, 2008



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demotivational poster halt
 #828 Created January 8, 2008



forseti - July 5, 2011, 7:57 am
Still my favorite! And YES, I voted another time!!! :P
forseti - April 5, 2010, 12:15 am
rerun - October 5, 2009, 5:54 pm

J=Hell, I am Jewish and I find this one funny as well. Danny Terrio better watch out.
Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:40 pm
Part of my collection too :})
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 12:12 pm
this one is epic!! who ever mad it f***ed by not putting their name
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 7:51 pm
This is still one of my all-time favorites.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:40 am
Great! Can we have a party now? Who's buying?
Airman - March 5, 2009, 11:27 am
It made it! Good
Mark - February 10, 2009, 11:50 am
OK...I've done my part.
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 10:51 am
If my memory serves me correctly - this needs to stay above a 3.0 rating with 200 votes and it goes into the Motifake Hall of Fame! Current stats at my time of posting is a 3.1 rating with 185 votes, so just a few more...
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blackwater - demotivational poster

demotivational poster blackwater
 #785 Created January 6, 2008



LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Reading a good book on the history of Mercs by Tony Geraghty...d*** good insight into the past 40 or so years of this profession.
Doc Drake - June 6, 2009, 8:08 am
Lets all face it, Blackwater and all their counterparts get to do the job the rest of us would LOVE to do but aren't allowed to....
MO - May 15, 2009, 11:59 pm
Sweet taste in sunglasses. Oakley juliets!! What what!! d*** near bullet proof.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 6:59 pm
-- military as a career were pretty balanced people who wanted to serve their country. It's Johnny Toughguys who give the rest of us the heeebie jeebies.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 6:57 pm
If he'd f*** us all up in the blink of an eye, then he's been in the army for too long, and needs to work on his blinding rage, maybe take up gardening or needlepoint. Insane killers don't make good soldiers. Every person I've known who's chosen the --
fukuall - January 13, 2009, 5:15 pm
MY mates in Blackwater, and he would f*** you all up in the blink of an eye, hes been in the army long time
Hatsumi - July 27, 2008, 6:42 pm
Blackwater sucks, they need steriods in order to bulk up. Ninjas don't need such things!!!
Captain Jack - May 8, 2008, 12:25 pm
If he doesn't speak english he's the enemy ?. Jeeeezus, half the people in america cant speak english and the other half couldn't hit the post with a nuclear weapon...
greGer - May 8, 2008, 12:00 pm
ofc you need massive amounts of years in the military Hatemachine. All you need to know is; does he speak english? if he doesn't, he is the enemy! and you also need to be able to hit a post with an m16 from 15 ft. that hard is it
Hatemachine - April 7, 2008, 4:07 pm
Real Soldiers? You need a minimum 8 years in the military with most of it spent in special operations(ie. SEALs, Rangers, Special Forces, Marine Force Recon) before they will even consider giving you a job.
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demotivational poster aircraft maintenance
 #783 Created January 6, 2008



barockeva - February 18, 2009, 4:19 pm
Fixing it is still a ton easier then engineering it.
engineer - January 11, 2009, 8:51 am
propper maintenance is part of the desing are grease monkeys.
Mt Yermom - October 22, 2008, 10:43 pm
F__kin Fairchild...Biggest pieces of crap in the fleet.
Pitch - August 19, 2008, 1:40 am
Thats a Fairchild jet too so you know it needs fixin.
Chris Hanson - January 15, 2008, 2:33 am
WOOHOO!!! someone gets it now!
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