WHEN APPEARANCES DECEIVE - demotivational poster
I lost my corporate executive executive job. My wife left me for my best friend. She got the house and 80% of my assets. My son left college and is now a skinhead punk. I lost the rest of my assets in a real estate deal. My Porsche has been exchanged for a used truck. I start work as a janitor in my own former office building tonight. Can I interest you in buying my Brioni pinstriped suit? The jacket and the trousers. Best offer. What about my silk tie? My watch? What about my shirt? A pair of brand new Italian shoes, fresh off the feet of a former executive? I will throw in my silk socks too. My new boss has changed my name from William to Billy. He is the one who told me to sell my clothes. He is looking forward to training me in my new career. Any suggestions for a new janitor? I'm open.
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