demotivational poster WHETHER LOUD BE HER CHEERS or whether soft be her tears more & more do i realize that she is turning into her mother with each passing year

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demotivational poster WHETHER LOUD BE HER CHEERS

WHETHER LOUD BE HER CHEERS - or whether soft be her tears more & more do i realize that she is turning into her mother with each passing year demotivational poster

TAGS: deanmartain witha twist

(4.43/5) - 14 votes

SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 4:43 pm, #236182

Gah. 5L for demotivating the crap right out of me. I just wish either of my wives were like their mothers. Their mothers are great, which is part of why I married the daughters. Unfortunately, the fruitcakes did fall far from the tree.

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#155637 Created June 10, 2012
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MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt. demotivational poster

TAGS: meat vegan carnivore

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(4.32/5) - 44 votes

steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 9:30 am, #237629

The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.

SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 5:21 am, #237624

I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....

noiretnopal - June 14, 2012, 11:12 pm, #236268

he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good

MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 5:52 pm, #236188

i want a steak....made of bacon.

SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 4:49 pm, #236183

-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.

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#155629 Created June 10, 2012
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REDNECK HOUSEBOAT - Me an' Billy-Bob are headin' over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o' beer! demotivational poster

TAGS: redneck houseboat

(3.67/5) - 9 votes

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#155628 Created June 10, 2012
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MUSIC BAR - So an E-flat, G-flat, and B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says," sorry i do not serve minors". So they were taken home and most likely gott in treble demotivational poster

TAGS: music bar

(4.33/5) - 30 votes

mariand - June 11, 2012, 3:53 pm, #236172

you surely have ear for music...lol

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2012, 12:30 pm, #236128

That i5 excellent!

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2012, 12:29 pm, #236127

That i5 excellent!

ughomer - June 10, 2012, 8:06 am, #236120

Pretty funny!!

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#155598 Created June 9, 2012
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demotivational poster MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE

MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE - So I proved him wrong demotivational poster

TAGS: fire friend day bad

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(4.8/5) - 40 votes

- June 10, 2012, 3:18 pm, #236132

Haha Thank5 for the chuckle

SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 6:02 am, #236112

For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 6:46 pm, #236093

I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.

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#155587 Created June 9, 2012
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