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WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN - demotivational poster


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale

demotivational poster WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN
ronsart  #82912 Created December 23, 2009

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
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MONKEYS WITH Sh**GUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary! demotivational poster


TAGS: monkey with sh**gun

demotivational poster MONKEYS WITH Sh**GUNS
Rexman  #82839 Created December 22, 2009

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Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with sh**guns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?
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MATURE DIALOGUE - "It's windy." "No, it's Thursday." "Me to. Let's go get a beer." demotivational poster


TAGS: funny humor

demotivational poster MATURE DIALOGUE
WTFO  #82837 Created December 22, 2009

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erock - February 2, 2010, 4:44 pm
good stuff WTFO!
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 1:27 pm
5 "a bathroom's near?"
Airman - December 23, 2009, 12:45 pm
you got my 5.. I had that conversation yesterday.
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 10:37 am
5 knee-slapping curly-haired dogs.
Fatt Matt - December 23, 2009, 10:34 am
And he brought something funny! +5 Metamucil tablets
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 12:43 am
Is WTFO back?
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SWAGGER - The bar has been set demotivational poster


TAGS: no money power or ego here

demotivational poster SWAGGER
Airman  #82774 Created December 22, 2009

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Airman - December 22, 2009, 6:31 pm
well thx Mr. Ron.. welcome back!
ronsart - December 22, 2009, 6:27 pm
perfect! Should be Hall of Fame right now.
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