demotivational poster WIVES Alyce - "John! Get down from there!" "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water!" - John. (Who, that night, slept soundly on the couch.)

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WIVES - Alyce - "John! Get down from there!" "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water!" - John. (Who, that night, slept soundly on the couch.) demotivational poster

TAGS: monty python french man grail

(3/5) - 16 votes

Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 10:20 pm, #206998

I've learned to live witthout respect. It's funny how fast you aquire that trait when being aprenticed to shiek grabs-a-lot

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 6:41 pm, #206981

check your pm's ICEBAG

ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 6:40 pm, #206980

Or Mr. Blaque, whichever. Oui, mon ami?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 6:39 pm, #206979

I guess I'm OK with that. Thanks Mr. pink.

Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 6:37 pm, #206978

It appears he did.

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#123721 Created December 14, 2010
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FACEPALM - Its usually not that literal. demotivational poster

TAGS: theone

(4.84/5) - 43 votes

djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 5:00 am, #215467

Way too perfect! xx

TheOne - December 19, 2010, 3:55 pm, #207555

Thanks! I barley tried on this and now its my number one post...thanks to all the motifakers and p***es on this site:D!

SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 10:05 am, #207532

top funny 5L

Geoffro - December 14, 2010, 2:15 pm, #206872

haha very good

Benlulz - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am, #206860

off* :)

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#123719 Created December 14, 2010
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KNOWLEDGE - "I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you KNEW, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY isn't it?" ...Listen, you might learn something. demotivational poster

TAGS: tim the enchanter monty python

(4.3/5) - 20 votes

darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 2:20 am, #207014

5 decapitations

Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:32 pm, #206989

I agree completely.

rudeboy308 - December 14, 2010, 6:28 pm, #206973

I quote this line to people who don't believe me when I tell them something. Why not? It's only one of the funniest movies ever.

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#123717 Created December 14, 2010
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ATHLETICISM - America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. demotivational poster

TAGS: theone

(4.31/5) - 13 votes

willow4090 - June 28, 2012, 3:50 am, #236715

And Bill gates makes more monay in a yr than Michael Jordan did in his whole career

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#123663 Created December 13, 2010
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MEANINGLESSNESS - "Do you not know, poor mortals, that life is a race to dissolution?" -Seneca demotivational poster

TAGS: seneca meaningless

(4.42/5) - 12 votes

TheOne - December 13, 2010, 12:20 pm, #206673

TheOne - December 13, 2010, 12:20 pm, #206672

% Wins For you sir...or mam.

GySgt1811 - December 13, 2010, 11:09 am, #206657

Ovid, Horace, Seneca...gotta love dem ol' Romans. Don't get no better 'til ya start diggin' in 12th century Arabic. 5 Iambic Pentameters.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 10:42 am, #206652

don't take that to heart...Forseti gives everyone skull. (see a doctor)

foresti - December 13, 2010, 10:27 am, #206651

nice and deep. great start! 5 skulls from me

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#123638 Created December 13, 2010
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