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Work Out - demotivational poster

Driving in the car and listening to the radio counts as cardio right?


TAGS: working out cardio driving radio

demotivational poster Work Out
MissPriss  #176256 Created December 6, 2014

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mizzdizz - December 10, 2014, 10:22 pm
If my partner at the time had been flashing, you would have noticed... Oh yeah!!! He was F-I-N-E!!!!!!! LOL!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:51 pm
I don't care what you're flashing when you're on the highway...I'm usually driving too fast to notice!
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 5:23 am
I was the large white thing with those annoying flashing red lights on top with a rolling bed the back commonly mistaken for a taxi, Bandaid Application Distribution And Supply Service! B. A. D. A. S. S. LOL!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:13 pm
Sooo, it was you causing all those long 4 lane traffic jams! Bad girl!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:11 pm
9mm, a little too heavy. I carry a nice oak baseball bat behind my seat!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:09 pm
Huh...guess I burn 5 times more when I turn all 5 fingers into a fist...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:48 pm
Lived in L.A. when that was a problem on the freeways---How does an Angeleno commit suicide? Drive to work. There were more jokes. Stress = humor, really dark sick humor! At least driving to work wasn't boring! LOL!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:55 pm
Ahh... the number one driver salutation. Number two, some idiot paying homage with a return salute, via 9mm. Stupidity. More dangerous than global warming.
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:43 pm
I burn lots of calories when I drive---I exercise my middle finger!
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I just bought a smart TV - demotivational poster

so why is this crap on it?


TAGS: kardashians tv

demotivational poster I just bought a smart TV
vilnius  #176195 Created December 1, 2014

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blesic - December 24, 2014, 12:28 am
Very good.
Bolverk633 - December 10, 2014, 9:21 am
I also have bought a smart TV- every time the Kardasians appear it turns itself off, so it doesn’t have to try to match the unnatural skin tones.
demon001 - December 3, 2014, 7:07 am
Used to be teenage wasteland now it's Crap TV!
concern3 - December 2, 2014, 2:43 am
5er
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the power of words - demotivational poster

words are like bullets


TAGS: hurt

demotivational poster the power of words
rerun  #176167 Created November 29, 2014

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:35 am
Sticks and stones may breaks my bones but it takes words to really hut me.
GaryO - November 30, 2014, 8:47 pm
no worries....speed loads
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Stuck in a rut - demotivational poster

STELLA!


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demotivational poster Stuck in a rut
spacedog  #176123 Created November 27, 2014

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spacedog - November 29, 2014, 7:03 pm
Thanks for the comments everyone.
Oldsod - November 28, 2014, 7:08 am
A whitetail with a mullet? Must have been taken around here. 5L.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:54 pm

LOL5
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:26 pm
5 "undercover" horns.
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:35 am
Mastery. 5/F
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the sound of silence - demotivational poster


TAGS: ferguson mlk riots nonviolence violence

demotivational poster the sound of silence
Reality Lord  #176122 Created November 27, 2014

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Reality Lord - November 6, 2015, 6:20 am

i think you may have missed the posters message pikeman
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:47 am
We hurd what the rioting thugs had to sy befor the riots. Blacks are to be allowed to commit any crime they want with no ill consequences. The rational majority say "Screwdle that!!"
Bandit5906 - December 22, 2014, 11:07 pm
Beautiful. Thank you!
Greybeard - November 28, 2014, 12:06 am
Stunning as always. :)
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:49 pm

"Fools," said I, "You do not know – Silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you. Take my arms that I might reach you."
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:36 pm
But my words like silent raindrops fell... awe5ome
tellitlikeitis - November 27, 2014, 2:04 pm
VERY nicely done:)
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:34 am
Well done. Powerful. As always. Reasons Greetings, Lord.
spacedog - November 27, 2014, 9:28 am
The words of the prophets are written on the 5ubway walls, and tenement halls.
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