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W.W.J.D? - demotivational poster


TAGS: religious parody i am soooo going to hell

demotivational poster W.W.J.D?
sickartist  #97786 Created April 9, 2010

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ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 12:42 am
@ Claire, I have been officially designated as the 'World's Tallest Midget' at 6'2"
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:38 pm
I'm voluptuous, not fat! (lol ironically I'm actually about 90 lbs.)
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:32 pm
and 475 pounds! Those are pancake proportions! You'd have to be wider than you are tall!
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
There aren't really any "official standards" for being a midget. I am also about 4' 10''.
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:29 pm
Take that, halve it, and have a great time. Do you know how hard it is to run into a midget? I mean, the proportions have to be just right...otherwise, she's a dwarf.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
What constitutes a midget? Trashette is about 4'10".
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
What are you talking about? Midgets are awesome! You know, it seems like you can never start a serious relationship with a midget; people just look at it like it's some HUGE joke. I mean really...no one cares if you're dating a WMBA player.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
475lbs would be pretty slim if you were a cow like moooooooooooo.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:18 pm
It's True. Yet only tiny women want me. It's a curse.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
What are you trying to say? I'M BEAUTIFUL!
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SiliconMage  #97761 Created April 9, 2010

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ReaperCreeper  #97730 Created April 9, 2010

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am
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animaguy  #97716 Created April 9, 2010

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