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YOU BETTER BE READY - demotivational poster


TAGS: zombie apocalypse girl pink gun

demotivational poster YOU BETTER BE READY
djrcreative  #148286 Created February 4, 2012

27 shares


(4.11/5) - 18 votes

djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 4:24 pm, #228888
That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 2:24 pm, #228882
my daughter, at age 12, completed army small arms firing school and qualed with M-16 rifle.
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 10:28 am, #228868
Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 8:16 am, #228862
trigger discipline...5 loaded magazines for you young lady
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COURAGE - demotivational poster


TAGS: courage lie place blame teeth

demotivational poster COURAGE
caveman  #148285 Created February 4, 2012

28 shares


(4.79/5) - 19 votes

rerun - July 24, 2013, 7:46 pm, #248044

@nichols.....please keep political comments on politifake. Thanks
nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:37 pm, #248042
The Obama Administration in a nutshell.
mariand - February 4, 2012, 7:25 pm, #228895
nice one!
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LOVE - Love is when there is only one cookie left And you don't even put up a fight. demotivational poster


TAGS: love cookie

demotivational poster LOVE
BeNiceToMe  #148232 Created February 3, 2012

33 shares


(5/5) - 21 votes

BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:39 pm, #228905
thks a million Ico I truly needed some love after a rough patch :) Verdeckt, I'd rather stay camouflaged on the main site for the moment, if mind you don't :)
Iconoclast - February 3, 2012, 5:00 pm, #228831
What a great day for Motifakes. This one is my overall favorite, among a bunch of favorites today.
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:34 pm, #228815
Maybe post to Moti-Twist as well?
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HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands. demotivational poster


TAGS: aim is everything

demotivational poster HAND WASHING
spanko1  #148215 Created February 3, 2012

34 shares


(4.84/5) - 37 votes

GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm, #228875
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm, #228837
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm, #228834
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm, #228810
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm, #228809
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am, #228802
Good Stuff.
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KISSING - It is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases. demotivational poster


TAGS: lust

demotivational poster KISSING
spanko1  #148208 Created February 3, 2012

10 shares


(4.8/5) - 25 votes

BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 2:47 pm, #228884
depending on where you kiss it might get really s5lty indeed :)
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