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YOU BETTER BE READY - demotivational poster

TAGS: zombie apocalypse girl pink gun

(4/5) - 15 votes

djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:24 pm, #228888

That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)

MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 11:24 am, #228882

my daughter, at age 12, completed army small arms firing school and qualed with M-16 rifle.

djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 7:28 am, #228868

Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."

MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 5:16 am, #228862

trigger discipline...5 loaded magazines for you young lady

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#148286 Created February 3, 2012
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COURAGE - demotivational poster

TAGS: courage lie place blame teeth

(5/5) - 16 votes

mariand - February 4, 2012, 4:25 pm, #228895

nice one!

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#148285 Created February 3, 2012
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LOVE - Love is when there is only one cookie left And you don't even put up a fight. demotivational poster

TAGS: love cookie

(5/5) - 20 votes

BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 6:39 pm, #228905

thks a million Ico I truly needed some love after a rough patch :) Verdeckt, I'd rather stay camouflaged on the main site for the moment, if mind you don't :)

Iconoclast - February 3, 2012, 2:00 pm, #228831

What a great day for Motifakes. This one is my overall favorite, among a bunch of favorites today.

Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 11:34 am, #228815

Maybe post to Moti-Twist as well?

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#148232 Created February 3, 2012
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HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands. demotivational poster

TAGS: aim is everything

(4.82/5) - 33 votes

GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 9:51 am, #228875

Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 3:21 pm, #228837

an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 2:22 pm, #228834

and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke

crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 9:25 am, #228810

... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)

crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 9:23 am, #228809

This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...

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#148215 Created February 3, 2012
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