YOUR MOTHERS SO FAT - The escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s demotivational poster

TAGS: geek humor fat

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tatespa - September 27, 2012, 9:10 am, #239487

Bazinga!!!

fascistfrenchman - December 19, 2010, 5:15 am, #207504

Prof. Hawking: He can't speak, but he can sling sophomoric jokes just as well as Sean Connery.

Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 4:02 pm, #190554

NICE TWIST ON AN OLD JOKE....5!'S

pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 3:57 pm, #190548

i feel sad that actually get this. 5L's

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#114522 Created August 23, 2010
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MASOCHISM - The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs. demotivational poster

TAGS: the withdrawal sucks

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(4.49/5) - 39 votes

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112345 - October 12, 2011, 3:50 pm, #225007

can isuck your t***

jameswnash - August 23, 2010, 9:07 pm, #190590

Maybe its the Irish in me but yes, redheads are addicting!

spacedog - August 23, 2010, 4:00 pm, #190551

Woof! There is nothing wrong with that woman.

AdmiralAckbar - August 23, 2010, 3:59 pm, #190550

give her some time

Kung-Fu Devil - August 23, 2010, 2:38 pm, #190526

She needs to eat a few burgers or something!

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#114517 Created August 23, 2010
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JUMPING IS FUN - 9 of 10 girls agree demotivational poster

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M0rd3kaI - September 9, 2011, 1:42 am, #224113

Check the eye on Reality Lord, never woulda seen that little fact XD nice spot lol

culos - August 24, 2010, 1:33 am, #190611

Done, and funnier as well.

phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 9:15 pm, #190594

Sorry...this has been done here before.

jameswnash - August 23, 2010, 9:11 pm, #190592

5 more bounces ... I uh mean jumps, yea thats it jumps .....

Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 8:37 pm, #190582

all said Zook...good stuff. all of it!

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#114512 Created August 23, 2010
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EXPERIENCE - Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. demotivational poster

TAGS: car wrech how

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jameswnash - August 23, 2010, 9:14 pm, #190593

I still wanna know how that was pulled off..what air! what finesse

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#114504 Created August 23, 2010
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DO NOT ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT - He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience demotivational poster

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Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 10:48 pm, #190606

It's like reading the Family Circus...LOL!

agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 9:49 pm, #190603

That was hilarious in 1972!

jameswnash - August 23, 2010, 9:20 pm, #190597

Too true, best thing to do is look em in the eye and say " I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person", then walk away as they ponder your words

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#114492 Created August 23, 2010
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